This is the just and wholesome stance in all cases
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i’m never going to play this game because i am too cool for it.
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it me
tbh if I had to choose between giving up this game and giving up my coolness, I’d give up the game
I already 100%ed the first three GoW games though so that ship has long sailed
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Recognizing this game’s achievement and enjoyability while acknowledging its formula and derivation = cooled to max chillness
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I was expecting to be distracted by thoughts of Kratos QTE sexing his wife but during the funeral scene all I could think of was the time in the PSP game when he went to Elysium and saw his family but got buttmad about something and killed a bunch of people to level up
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I like this game but I find it a bit stressful to play. Every time Trae’s mom comes up I find myself bracing in anticipation of that one guy who shows up in the comments of every article about a new viking grave being discovered to yell about how ‘ACTUALLY, dispite what the feminists would have you believe, the existince of warrior women among the vikings is highly contested…’
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I think if you climbed into a time machine and went back to track the history of Tyrfing–the sword cursed by the dwarves Dvalin and Durin just after its making–you’d find that the so-called “shieldmaiden” Hervor never got near her father’s barrow to retrieve it from his warning spirit! Hervor was almost certainly safely at home watching the milk go sour! I’m confident that this and other sagas were recorded by revisionist Icelanders, sorts of 13th century SJWs intent on undermining the foundations of Western Civilization by suggesting that women could go to barrows to claim their heirloom dwarf-cursed swords! Now, if you’ll look at the attached image you’ll find…
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for more on the sjw lie that is Hervor + Tyrfing tune in to vignette #597 of my twine game that will never be finished or released 
redboxed this for a couple and Kratos tells his son “do not FIRE until I tell you to FIRE” re: shooting his bow and let me just say that his use of FIRE instead of LOOSE obviously makes this game complete garbage without any redeeming qualities made by imbeciles
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Yeah they probably werent saying “release” back in those days. But that would still be a lot better.
y’know when I think back to my own father explaining to me when I should release maybe it’s better this way
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don’t ever change your avatar felix
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This is obvsly based on Northern speak where they indeed say fire as opposed to the Anglo-Saxon loose
Yup, I just made that up
They do not say FIRE because there is no FIRE involved that was a term invented with you know FIREARMS
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What if you’re using, like, flaming arrows though
or is that more of a “flame on” scenario
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You fire an arrow by lighting it on fire
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around here we prefer the terminology “let go”.
Or “downsize”
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Oh my god this game is actually going to be like 40 hours isn’t it
Kratos had a whole character arc
Trae had a whole arc
The badguy had a whole arc
Lady with killer eye makeup had a whole arc
I still have locked skill tree options. I kind of love this game but it’s too much! It’s too much. There is not enough story here for all the content.
I had a big shrug reaction to one bit where Kratos was like ‘what direction is that’ and the kid was like, ‘The sun is over there and it’s like 11 am so…’
How long does this game take place over. We started at 11 am and 40 hours later it’s still 11 am. I’d say ‘are we in hell’ but this is God of War and we’ve been in and out of hell a bunch so
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