videogame things you think about a lot (Part 1)

all men want tifa to crush their balls

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On hot toughs and hentai peeps always remember Katt from Breath of Fire II but between the ages of 11-14, I probably thought about these a lot too.

Surprised I just found my guide though it’s barely holding together.

Yeah…that Earth Shaman. I guess it’s better to have another with dark skin next to that hyper caricature but :no_mouth:

I’m done BoF-in here

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i think a lot about the part of mgs2 where raiden is talking to snake about how virtual reality training is “indistinguishable from the real thing” and at the same time it shows footage of him shooting at polyhedrons in cyberspace

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I don’t remember if her hotness was played up at all in the game. I just remember her as caring and tough. Obviously she had Lara Croft bewbs and that goes a long way to sexualize her in the eyes of males young and old. I feel like if she had had a big ass and average breasts she wouldn’t have had the same effect. Like, that’s more of an acquired taste while breasts are just always “sexy”.

However I think there was something about the journey in FF7, something about her place in the story that made her stand out like that and the object of desire for so many for so long. And like, what’s her character archetype? Maybe she was a “MILF” type character before that became so popular. And at the same time she’s your playground love, the holy virgin you knew since childhood. It’s all kinda weird and creepy actually. But then the biggest trend in porn now seems to be incest so who the hell knows

this depiction of a ROCKET BATTLE in quake over the internet from an episode of computer chronicles

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Her design is busty bust faces and buxom-friendly, but yeah past the revealing outfit a somewhat oldschool tropey tomboy, childhood girl next door. And all the warmth that entails even though she is troubled and sometimes distant, I guess considering all she’s seen. Tbh the only big moments I can remember her sexiness being played up directly is super leg angles, then chest resting on a cliff as she climbs up it, both in fmv cutscenes at the endgame.

Obviously very contrasted with Aerith as interests for Cloud (I’ve always been much more about Tifa regardless of her physical appearance, Aerith’s sweet determined and all just too wispy on the whole).

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gaming in the clinton years is still so good

its the closest game reviews have ever come to being art

itll be samus’ toughest mission yet but A WOMAN’S GOTTA DO WHAT A WOMAN’S GOTTA DO

check out tifas front loaded anvils!!

well since we’re getting all horny

CASSANDRAS FUCKIN ARMS BAYBEEE

kassandra-buff

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this is how tifa should look in ff7 remake or square are cowards

Yeah sure within a certain flex more lean than bigbulk, before that though build over the wussy wobble

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Dunno if you know this factoid but all the radio vocals are chopped & screwed from the WING DAMAGE sample and once you know that you can never not hear it

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now i will hear wingwingwing be damaged

#teamyuffie

yuffie is 16…nobody in this thread better get horny for her

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You say that but I’ve known more than one teen Yuffie cosplayer presenting horny, so…definitely far familiar in the realm of established fan grounds

Agreed it is weird in most older beholder contexts though and I ain’t doggin for that.

…do people here get outwardly horny ever?

I was 16 the last time I played FFVII.

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youre on thin ice pal!!

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Only BIGHEADMODE and me! Must be something about all caps names. But naw, I learned to keep that off sb

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