There are certainly some parts of the World I would not like to find myself Cruis’n but somehow I feel different about that now
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i played through that game because a cab was at the meetup house. the ending is your car goes into a space shuttle and lands on the moon, bill clinton is there in a hot tub
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cruisn’ usa ended at the white house where bill clinton was also on the roof in a hot tub, for some reason the roof of the white house is also a desert farm with cows
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the turkish hotel & resort named after & featuring multiple likenessess of the elder scrolls demon deity Azura
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that of all the games that have been ported to the Switch, neither Peggle nor Plants vs. Zombies has been one of them
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seems like the Hot Tub Truck didn’t make it to the Moon? 
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I’m sorry fucking what
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Myst had a parody called “Pyst” and Deer Hunter had a parody called “Deer Avenger”
Well that would mean Half Life should have a parody called “Half Assed” obviously.
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Rogue and Pac-Man
- 1980
- round main character (Rogue changed theirs from “@” to a yellow smiley face for the 1984 commercial release)
- dot pattern maze with scattered powerups
- chasing/evading undead monsters
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MK64’s Royal Raceway is just legally-distinct Suzuka Circuit
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Rygar is the name of the bad guy.
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I would download Sexy Babe skins for winamp or XBMC and stare at them then switch to something minimal and aesthetic. “I’m…supposed to parade my lust, as a straight man right? Every time I turn on my console, yeah I’d jack it to the homepage.”
Men are weird.
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Guy with sexy babe skins for all his apps but it’s all pics of his wife.
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T am jesus christ
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I am absolutely harassing the heck out of my wife trying to burn her facial bone structure into my mind well enough to replicate it in Fromsoft character creator sliders
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me and my friend paid money for venetian blinds in microsoft game room not knowing what it was and then after that disappointment we went on to buy the game pack that said it would have sunset riders in it specifically for sunset riders, which microsoft proceeded to never release
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how long the term for the 1998 version of sonic will be “modern sonic”
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this is incredibly nitpicky, but i’d say that 1998 is “transitional sonic”. he talks and has the personality of modern sonic, but he has the shorter, fatter proportions of classic sonic
fully-formed modern sonic debuted in 2001
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