videogame things you think about a lot

beat em side’s have been around for decades though

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I prefer Shmdowns

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Holy shit I never even parsed that eye/mouth. I always interpreted it as a crumpled up heap of a giant tarantula-esque spider, the upper and lower parts of the head just being legs.

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tbqh if “inflation fetish lizard children’s toy” was somehow in anyone’s top 5 initial guesses of what that clump of pixels was, i feel like that would be a surprise to everyone

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that lizard died of a leaky breast implant

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i wanna say “mystery solved” but it’s
not entirely clear to me still why this exists

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Because there’s still a little magic in the world

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image

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agamerschildhood

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also following my previous post up with my personal all-time banger

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the games you played today thread made me think of this but there was this guy i met like a year ago over battletech and he hasn’t talked with me in months because I said I thought jade empire was racist and that bioware doesn’t deserve a second chance at making a game about china and the whole time I didn’t even remember the made up star wars language everyone speaks instead of chinese

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I have been able to correctly guess almost every game on the Guessthegame screenshot guessing game, and universally the most valuable information in figuring out what game is being shown is the color grading.

Tangentially related but it kind of weirds me out how I still know enough about games to get 98% of these right. I thought I’d stopped seriously following mainstream gaming news but I guess I haven’t.

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Someone here uttered “You’re not really playing Gunvalkyrie unless the combo counter is above 0” while I was playing Gunvalkyrie at 2am at the SB meetup and I cannot stop thinking about it. I need to really play Gunvalkyrie

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I’m now going through these old ones and i am also surprising myself. This one made me laugh though

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That was the only one I didn’t guess first try. Bet that’s a surprise to some of you huh

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fakefactory’s ridiculously ugly cinematic mod but specifically the infamous “king of space” screenshot where eli vance’s eyeballs are at war with each other

so hard to pick which alyx you want based off of the 3,000 models of anatomically correct adriana lima available to you but utterly effortless to have their glassy dead eyed stares haunt your dreams forever. Computer, set all the sliders in the “Character Pimper” to “extra sedated”

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Aging, war-torn theoretical physicist Eli Vance:

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wow the later iterations are, possibly worse?

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If only you knew how bad things really are

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