videogame things you think about a lot (Part 1)

this was absolutely my thought, and i’m glad you said it!

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its all polariums and holeariums

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i think they really dropped the ball by not getting m. night shyamalan to direct the MGS movie, because he’s the perfect director to translate hideo kojima’s super awkward dialogue and super awkward characters and their super awkward performances to film with like, no effort, because that’s just something that’s innate to him – getting decent actors to deliver strange performances.

do you think hideo kojima has seen any neil breen movies?

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namco’s strategy is to make you just buy all of them so you don’t have to worry about getting the right namco museum on the same console

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Hooray! It’s official. Druaga is not essential!

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realizing in 2020 that Misery and Balrog represent Daisuke Amaya’s job

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Remember: Music is the Weapon

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Before Guitar Hero, there was Aerosmith’s Quest for Fame:

(lol at the end of the video “And of course, it’s DOOM”)
I loved this game, it ruled

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Rudie and I played the Playstation version in his apartment except we didn’t have the pick and it was exceptionally bad. Treasured memory.

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Haha yeah, I had to get the pick off ebay and played it with my friends all huddled around the PC. It’s one of my treasured memories too. ;D I remember my grandfather who lived a storey above us came down and complained about what that repetitive noise was because turns out strumming a hard plastic thing on a squash racket over and over again isn’t exactly quiet or pleasant to listen to. True rock and roll feeling being told to Turn That Noise Down

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The PS1 version was only released in Japan!

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Yeah I was pretty shocked when HOBO said that you guys played it on PSX. I was trying to play it cool, like I knew that that’s a thing that exists :laughing:

xbox series x is a really bad name that i have to look up to recall. they should’ve just called it “new xbox” because that’s what i’m calling it for the next 4 to 6 years or at least until enough people start calling me out like they did with “Revolution”.

i assume xbox s(e)x was intentional

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it absolutely was not, nobody who works at Microsoft has had sex in the last five years

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but wouldn’t that make it more likely that they’d have it on the brain?

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they were worried too, but IBM had a 60-year stock of BUSINESS BUSINESS air dispersal hormones that they took off their hands and run through the AC units

of course, IBM has become the orgy-opolis of tech

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juat call it the xbox four, until you can just call it the current gen xbox until the new one comes around a few years down the road.

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xbox now

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preempting the marketing team from MS by a decade:

used exclusively for advertising the streaming stick version that will be the xbox 5.