The Rattus Faber assistants available to purchase in Sunless Sea are a race of talking and intelligent rat engineers who are, for economic and “class” purposes I suppose, willing to risk their lives and enter machines and contraptions to fix them from the inside. They’re disposable, cheap, there’s a good chance they won’t come back. It’s interesting to consider them as a reflection of the way child labor was deployed in the early industrial age, and to think why it is so easy to make a rat an analogy of a human child in this instance. In the game their desperation and misadventure is kind of comic, which makes this comparison pretty dark!!
Sage Solitaire and Flipflop Solitaire by Zach Gage are both pretty cool remixes of Solitaire in case anyone actually wants to play something like that
yeah that’s the one that brought this thought back into my brain, its apparently made by the person who made the John wick game, which i didn’t know existed until reading about the solitaire game
i think about the time i made like, an infinite fishing points code or something for Dark Cloud 2 that wound up included on codebreaker discs with my handle that I took from .hack//SIGN included in the name of the code and being like, “holy shit! that’s me!” that was pretty exciting, it felt like i was almost famous. it made up for the time i didn’t go on that 3rd grade field trip to some petting zoo or something that wound up on the fucking local news so kids in my class got to be on TV while i sat at home and probably watched the price is right which is for sure a better time than a petting zoo, but i didn’t get to be on tv.
does anyone remember a clip from some kind of reality tv show for videogame developers where there was a challenge to come up with a boss character and they ended up going with “dominatrix feminist spider lady who is also constantly giving birth to smaller spiders”
at this point i feel like the phrase “where we droppin boys” is burned into my brain in a way it’ll never leave.
i started playing apex legends these days and i constantly mutter it to myself and giggle. send help
i just chant “hot drop! hot drop! hot drop!” if i’m not the jumpmaster
that the voice of frank west has been in at least one of David DeCoteau’s fetish films.

thank you, this was as powerful as i remembered
i watched the first two episodes of this online and you get a real glimpse into the magic as it happens
THe “Atomic Automaton” headliner followed by lame choice stuff really making me feel:

Triple jump?
as per the images, double jump is to regular jump as “meaningful choice” is to “player choice” - to imagine the triple jump we must therefore imagine a choice beyond meaning, beyond both consequence and utility, available only to those who have either spent decades studying the spiritual texts or logged 200 hours with Jazz Jackrabbit 2.
Is a meaningful choice a form of double choice? After meaningful choice we might consider the persistent choice, have the player in a perpetual state of choosing to fully immerse themselves in the inherent aesthetic pleasure of deciding between a handful of options.
the melty blood arcade mode AI will teabag you at round start
The Street Fighter Alpha 3 announcer:
Specifically how he said FACE IT STRAIGHT (about 34 seconds in to this) and how i literally thought before he said FAKE IT STRAIGHT and that was some amazing/terrible/strange advice.
Realy he just sounds hilariously sarcastic for so many of these.
“youre gonna need practice if you wanna beat me”
“how pitiful, you soulless creatures”
and other jrpg battle victory quips, CONSTANTLY



