he … explained vegetables …
the star ocean till the end of time crafting menu has the UI of a newgrounds meet ‘n’ fuck game
i got star ocean 3 as a gift from my parents when i was a teen and i earnestly tried to play it up until some point early in disc 1. Bad game!
sometimes i remember it though and think about:
1 the soldier guys who scream GLORY TO AIRYGLYPH when you kill them (airyglyph is the stupid name of one of the stupid rival kingdoms or whatever)
2 at the start of the game you have to do the boring walk around and talk to everyone prologue that every rpg thinks it needs for some reason. the entire time you’re doing this your not-girlfriend has her fly down
When I mind sloppy e-raps on j-tracks, taking every opportunity to spam
ecstasy rock a brand new deal
I did not approach 3 lightly considering I only liked SO2 half as much as a friend that pushed it on me, this game is legendarily reviled…hard to find much defense
Save that I dug hard into late/post game challenges, like striking 30 hours of gold…I was probably (very much) on a dopamine numbers binge.
Aside from the meta-virtual world tweest, I can’t remember enough to even know what else was going on besides space boy on fantasy planet. It’s such an animustew doofy jrpg but must’ve seemed refreshing to whatever else I’d been playing at the time.
vasily zotov
As poorly paced as SO3 was, compared to past games, at least it didn’t have the Dinner Dance.
I’ve never played SO4, and I can’t stop thinking about the Dinner Dance.
Ahahaha alright so
I went looking for “Star Ocean 4 Dinner Dance”, and couldn’t find anything of the sort but came across this light nails on chalkboard cringe
Holy frijole
Anyways I did think “there’s that one rpg last gen, what with the…stupid twins cutscene”…Last Remnant???
Could be pretty easy to blur some jarpegees in this vein, yeah I never played Infinite Undiscovery either and until now had all but forgotten…their side skips and sweet voices
Oh, right, Infinite Undiscovery was the one we thought tri-Ace made so they could be ready for the HD era, and could jump right into SO4 and give it their best effort.
And then they hired a ero writer to do the scenario.
driving me nuts that every time i read “SO3” my brain says “special orthogonal group in 3 dimensions”
i couldn’t even explain what that means
well at least you don’t think about Star Ocean
wait a minute, isn’t this just the iwatodai dorm rap from persona 3? except not pitch dropped?
Yeah it comes from the same place, I was on a dive about these samples and similar widely used ones the other day, lemme see what I pulled up
I actually came across this years ago but 2Mello posted about it…on my birthday???
There’s some Einhander OST stuff I could make a video about, particularly the Shudder rap since no one seems to get the lyrics right.
Speaking of, there was this day when I was listening to my iPod on shuffle and “Iwatodai Dorm” happened to play the moment I stepped through my dorm room door and it ruled and I think about it often.
this is freaking me out I didn’t even know stuff like this existed
How the NES didn’t have like a really good bright-ish yellow color.
And then also how Nintendo went ahead and made that the theme color for SMB3 marketing anyway.
The Amen break ain’t the only one