Find a creepy note dated 1980 in darkworld city hall that says the Silent Hill terroir matches parts of France and will allow for good Chardonnay, Riesling, Merlot, and Cabernet Sauvignon, so the city went all in on the prospect of being a future wine tour hotspot. In present day player alternates chapters playing as James-like cipher wine dad and heather-esque kid dragged along; both descend to endless darkness; wine quizzes and minigames
Speaking of Silent Hill things I think about a lot it’s pretty crazy that the good ending result in SH1 is Harrys 8 year old daughter, who was a vessel for a demon, is now dead, but Harry gets a replacement baby (also a vessel for a demon).
Also Harry seems basically cool with the arrangement in the scene at the end. Messed up.
Sounds just like the story of Job. Which also always bothered me.
(God bets with Satan that Job will still worship God if Satan totally fucks him up. Satan kills his 10 children but Job is still faithful, God wins the bet and gives Job 10 new kids, happy ending)

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it is a bit more complicated than replacement baby in that his child was alessa reborn (they found her by the road didn’t they?), and the new baby is her reborn again, so it’s kind of the same child on a third go at life. she’s his dead daughter and also not.
i like the notes in sh3 where you get to know he considered killing her, but couldn’t because she’s all thats left of his daughter. like, he’s absolutely devastated and in grief and anger and still he just can’t manage any other decision than to take her in and raise her because he’s too scared of losing even this. it’s just about as happy as silent hill could ever get away with
You are right of course, and heather is just Cheryl reborn, but still the girl he watched grow up for 8 years is dead (or does Heather retain memories from her time as Cheryl? I can’t remember… it’s been too long since I replayed SH3. I should remedy that soon)
not advisable for a tourist to visit the canals at night
I lost two weeks of Ps+ because of this vacation and could have avoided it by having that stupid handheld that is actually gonna come out and if I see one on the train I will hoot and holler and swing my cowboy hat in the air.
It’s fucked up I am gonna pay for those 2 weeks just because I am away from home.
Gearhead Caramel always has cool eyecatch art when you start it up
but out of all of them, I think about this cool lady dressed like a Gelgoog in front of a macross plane the most
Whenever there’s SH news it makes me think of Downpour where the literal Silent Hill fog(?) chases after you, and you can knock over furniture to slow it down, as if you’re tripping it
The devil’s pit is one of the worst and least scary areas in a survival horror game maybe ever lol
Where I would fit Clarence Carter’s “Strokin” in a Call Of Duty campaign
The credits. You want the audience to go out boppin, as billy friedkin would say
the gang are in a bar, Price puts a dime in the jukebox, fade to black…Strokin
Job is by far the best book of the bible and it’s not close. Absolute power, devil’s advocate shit, the Scorsese book
Jonah is second place for pure psychosocial weirdness. It’s the David Lynch book
every time I see the MW3 key art I think it’s @parker so I just decided to fix that






