This might be the most important game of this generation and it is important we have a thread about it.
I stole a gardener’s keys and locked him out of the garden, then dropped the keys in a pit.
I untied a boy’s shoelaces and made him trip and fall face-down in a puddle on the street. Then I stole his glasses and dropped them down a well.
The pip-pap sound of the goose’s feet is the greatest thing.
The goose’s motions are perfect and clean. It is hard to imagine how they got a goose in a mocap suit but that is the only possible way they could have achieved this.
I made a man sit in tomatoes. I engineered an eternal back-and-forth between two neighbors who both assume the same rainbow-colored umbrella is the property of the other, and throw it over their shared fence when the other isn’t watching.
I made a man break his neighbor’s fancy vase on her own face. I stole the cork out of a barrel of beer and dropped it in a river. The beer will flow onto the deck of the pub forever.