uma no bov-san's pretty derby

So how badly did I fuck up by blowing all my bucks

I think I blew all my bucks

I thought I should be relaxed and not care about winning and min maxing but I care now

I have an SSR Special Week supporter?

I got the luchadora too…I haven’t had her race yet though

I can’t figure out how to get rid of the ! in the lower right corner, by menu. It’s driving me nuts.

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you only have to care as much as you want to care and also as much as you’re willing to open up your wallet because pity on the banners is 200 pulls

you’ll be fine over time

make sure there’s no menu items marked with “new”. you should be opening up the Archive anyway because you get free carats for raising your trainer level but they never tell you about this or that opening up the archive triggers this

also you would have to click on every “new” entry in the archive and if you’ve played enough cards and horses in the campaign, it’s going to be 150-200+ items so get used to the red exclamation mark

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i got curious and started installing this and was running the during install tutorial and the constant sound of their shoes as they race is hilarious, but it ran like shit despite taking up like less than 1/8 of my screen so i quit and uninstalled in the middle of the idol show

i just cannot like girls enough to play a gacha that runs at like 15 fps at best

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there’s actually a simpler, less heavy graphics option but you can’t actually enable it until all the tutorial nonsense is over

I’m also surprised because most recent mobile devices and PC iGPUs should be able to handle it (though I remember the upgraded graphics made my Pixel 6 explode if it was raining on the track or, god, if it was a dirt track)

(the other part of my brain is going “watching concerts/races?”)

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I can also be the graphical slowdown glitch you encounter if you don’t run the game in administrator mode. My game slowed anytime I moved my mouse until I turned on administrator mode in the .exe. options.

I played the JP version off and on, but now that I can actually sit and read the dialogue: man, these careers are long! But it’s still all very nostalgic. These kinds of raising sims are a real rarity these years.

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Well, I’ve dropped money on the horse gacha.


In honor of pulling this block of plastic I did a Winning Ticket run, in which she had the incredible ability to place 1 below the spot she should take every single race. What a champ.

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hey did you know they put the ponies on youtube?

Because now youtube knows I looked for horsecontent and it is thrilled it finally found a hole for me.

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I love this game so much . . .

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hi

a quick guide to July’s release schedule

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This is America so X means yes and O means no.

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I’m watching horse racing on youtube. I’m looking at track layouts and having opinions. There is no hope for me.

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NLnOqfW-1

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between the posting I’m seeing here and having watched the clip video of NorthernLion playing the game and getting sold on it in real time, I’m kind of disturbed by much everyone is taking to the game

but also I told you so

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It’s a masterpiece…

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I cannot tell you how good this felt, I shouted so loudly as she crossed the finish line and captured the gold…I’m so proud…I love playing the ponies…

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Time to rename the thread to uma no minnasan’s pretty derby

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horses games

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