TV AfterParty

wilson is like patient zero for the omegaverse i swear to god hes just getting impregnated by amber over and over for the last half of season 4

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wilson spends like that entire relationship walking around like cuddy hired him at the hospital to stroll around in a diaper and be cucked. he is just thrilled to be in the middle of it

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started rewatching true detective season 2… insanely delicious drama for gay man and bitches imho. colin farrell as punished sonny crockett with lines like ā€œi support feminism… mainly by having body image issuesā€¦ā€ etc. i could go on. the whole thing revolves around an obscure plot about the construction of a rail line??? totally ellroypilled stuff imo

it’s Canon… best thing produced by the ā€œprestige tvā€ era…

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hooker parties… men of affluence… spill

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one of the only modern shows to push the form

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ecigs absolutely are sucking a robot’s dick

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I feel like House MD is one of my favorite shows and I really can’t justify it beyond really loving what Hugh Laurie did with the character. It gets increasingly too… detached from reality towards the later seasons (I will admit to loving the final stretch of eps in season 5 as being just the right type of this) but hey I have questionable tastes fight me or not.

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do you get to hear the guitar from the old theme. is Drazic there

YES

they did the tampon line in the crown

YES YES YES

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ā€œYou’re in her DMs. We’re in her.ā€ ?

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Very fucked up that this business and all the weird Clinton dirty talk are such a huge part of my psychic landscape of the 90s

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cigar vs tampon

the UK really can’t win

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My entire adolescent concept of ā€œthe newsā€ was basically grainy video tape of a red faced man in the worst tie you can imagine reading the lyrics to 2 live crew songs to congress

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okay im actually watching millennium now instead of catching it over veronicas shoulder and the last episode was about a bomber (its the 90s!) who jerked off while the force impact of the explosion was hitting him and then lance hendricksen has at least three highly erotic phone conversations about explosions with the guy, one while his wife is listening in

frank black eventually thinks he tracks down the bomber because he finds a parking garage across a target building with cigarette butts everywhere, but then IT EXPLODES. he warns the building to evacuate in time and goes inside to… save people NO TO GET EXPLODED!!! THEN HE GETS RESCUED BY THE BOMBER IN THE BUILDING who during their previous phone sex session told frank he’d be a star when he found the bomber. OOOO MIND GAMES. the bomber eventually tricks everyone into a suicide by cop and nothing is resolved

I kinda love when mysteries get to remain mysteries in media and there’s either no resolution or the choice is yours to think of your own cuz it happens off screen.

this show is produced by the xfiles guy but all his episodes I’ve seen are about women in peril and remind me why I quit watching the xfiles. frank blacks wife supports him and believes him the whole way through there’s not uh, 6 seasons or whatever of bickering over shit existing or not. but the episodes written by the pair that did THE ONE (yes and xfiles) are solid gold. okay like, I WANT to like the xfiles, and I enjoy isolated episodes, but I never want a romantic relationship between mulder and scully to come into question. she’s married to the job.

anyway if you like xfiles and especially if you DON’T like xfiles you should watch millennium

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I only like the x-files episodes that have nothing to do with the x-files guy

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yeah same! I just didn’t realize it til millenium

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Millennium season 2 is a whole season of tv thats like ā€œwhat if the xfiles was 100x more creative, catholic and didnt suckā€

my big issue with season 3 right now is that they fucking CANCELED the show so season 2’s finale is uh, well, pretty definitive. we didnt watcch the show for like a month because well it felt like it was over. the time was near, after all! To the point where the previous showrunners like concluded the arcs of all their female characters so chris carter couldn’t get his paws on them. So chris carter (UGHH) comes back and they just straight up have to replace the past esoteric mystery with a new one that’s totally out of nowhere and zee from collateral is franks new FBI partner and he has a fucking FBI boss who yells at him constantly for being ā€œunconventionalā€ like hes mulder. one of the things i like about the show is that frank is averse to firearms and killing people so he usually refuses to go anywhere armed but in season 3 hes just got a gun and flashlight…like hes mulder. It’s not nearly as goode but I legitimately had no idea what was going on in the season 3 premiere so well, it’s still millennium

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lance said that if they went on for another season he would have pushed for them to do more of this. episodes where frank doesnt even catch anyone or discover what is truly going on. but he also said if they did another season he would have lost his mind

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just checked to see if darin morgan did any episodes of millennium and

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on top of a sequel to jose chung’s from outer space in that season

I’m sold

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morgan and wong are the SHOWRUNNERS of season 2. totally in charge and doing wild shit to the point where chris carter got pissed off that they ā€œā€œfuckedā€ā€ up his show, aka took it in a unique direction. the show was doomed anyway, it was gonna get canceled with or without their big brains

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