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Clarence,

The prototype works. We took the template your breeder gave us and managed to get the thing to play nice with our plasma cartridges. One of our trainers gave it some smooth jazz and reading material so it would stop pouting during extended testing. I made a ray gun. A talking ray gun. It can shoot out whatever color laser I tell it to and will melt through steel when properly motivated. I fucking love my job.

Henry DuPont
Ballistics Research, Redwood Branch
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