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Tom,

I know it was you using a cryogenic sleep pod as an ice chest last week (yes, before you ask: Beth told me). I don’t care if it was New Year’s or the fucking Second Coming, you are driving up our power bills more than you know and hurting our professionalism besides. This is strike number two.

Dave Dougal
Systems Maintenance and Information Technology, Goldwater Branch
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