This thread is for people who aren't suckers who buy cars.

Cars: Jerkmobiles for Assholes

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An Ohio governor Mayor was recently killed when a F-150 rear-ended his riding lawnmower.

It was a small town mayor, but.

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RIP Ric Ocasek

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https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2019-09-17-mini-motorways-is-the-new-game-from-the-maker-of-mini-metro

Judas!

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how evil! roads!

i guess ill just go back to my much more ethical robber baron train board games then hmph

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their next game is definitely mini income-equality-due-to-horrible-misguided-land-use-policies I’m sure of it

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they’re gonna make a game called mini frontiers about annexing land away from the natives or some shit

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mini vision zero

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gentle genocide

Smol Holocaust

you’ll all be pleased to know this game seems bad

just way less immediately enjoyable than mini metro

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TAKE THAT TAILPIPE FUCKERS

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Man this thread has legs.

Or should I say…

rails?

CHOO CHOO!

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA

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And now it’s a Nu Metal thread

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