race wars is now space wars
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I’m still very much a fan of this series, but I think in the years separating us from the most recent REAL F&F movie (fuck you Hobbes and Shaw you aren’t my real dads) I have developed such an elaborate set of fan-versions of the next movie that I won’t be satisfied by any reality
At this point, the only F&F movie that would excite me would specifically be one where Keanu Reeves is cast as the new antagonist, playing a character named “John W.” who is not canonically John Wick but is a legally distinct generic version who happens to be identical to John Wick in virtually every regard
also it would be directed by whoever made John Wick
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“A Car is just a big ass bullet you can steer.” Ludacris talking to Keanu
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Fast 10 is going to have a straight up Delorean that can Nos Through Time and Dom goes back to rewrite parts of the very First Fast movie but then goes back to far to Ancient Rome and drifts in a horse-drawn chariot against some “Ben Hur motherfuckers”.
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F&F vs Mission Impossible is another thing I think about a lot, or at least getting Tom Cruise in there in some capacity.
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I jus feel like the high point of the franchise was when they announced Helen Mirren was gonna be in one. Like it turned out ok in reality, but that moment of the announcement was when it truly felt like anything was possible, the future was so bright
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I always felt the high point was the Kingdom Heart’s style Secret Movie featuring the truth behind Han’s death. The way the series keeps gazing back at it’s own history to figure out ways to insert a new movie star is a huge part of its character to me. When Fast and the Furious is able to make a new movie without re-contextualizing established lore it will have lost its way.
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yes! I have a lot of hope for Dom’s secret evil brother (PLAYED BY J̸̛̦̳͓̳̭̣͓̘͓̞͂̔̈̎̃͆͒̎͌̑͗̍̓̈̍͐̅́́̑͛͐͒͂͐̅̃̿͒͊̑́͌̎̀͆́̇̊̌̄̾̿́̈́̕̚͘̚̚͝͠Ờ̷̡̢̝͚̘̯̤͉͍̜̺̪̞̠̤̮̜̬̱͙̪̩̙̠̗̗̳̿͑̑̒͛͆̏͐͆͒̄̐̍̇͊̐̆͆̀̇̉̾͂̋͊͑̎̕͘͜͠͝͠͝͠͠͠ͅH̶̡̡̢̢̘̞̹̱̘̤͍͓̹̦̺̦̥̬̙͇͖̜̼̞̯͔͈̻̜̝̙̣͔̲͉̭͙́͊̃͑̈́͋̉̆̇͑̍͗͒͊̀̏̄̔͊̈́̇͑͗̎͛̆͋̈́̋́̃̍̃́͂͛̆̚͘̕͝ͅͅŅ̴̢̳̻̳̥̤͇͔̠͕̗̹̙͙̜̣̦̰̺͔̖͈̱̪̺͎̳̻̋̉̋́͂͒̈́̎ ̷̣̈́̀͗͆͂̉͋͑͑͌̀̀̑̉͊̍͒̓̍̔̆͗̊̈́̾͘ͅÇ̶̡̡̥͓̪̻͔̝̠̩̣͈̜̣̞͚̜̤͖͚̭̟͎͚̎̆͛͑̃̽͋̆̆͋̈̊̄͛̑͌͗͂̂̀̏̈͘̕̚͜Ȩ̵̢̡̢̧̛̛͖̣̫̭͖̟̯͈͈͍͙͕̳̼̠͔̪̹̳͉̝̟̦̦̯͇͈̝̪͇͖̺̲̹̭̖̞̥͍̻̩̩̘̫̠̱̎̌̀̀̈́̇͂͒͋̑̏̿̄̓͐̍͑̈́̉̈́̅̒̅́͒̾̍̇́̈̿͂͛͑͆̐̉̌̑͂̎̕̚͘͜͠͠͠ͅŅ̶̨̨̡̻̱̮̺̳͚͓̼̤̰͕͈̟̩̳̱̞̼͕͚̮̮̳̼͔̯̭̣̮̱͎̯̯̭̪͖̱̑̅̑̅̂̑̓̉̚͘͜ͅĄ̷͚̠̫̤̖͉̼̜̞̬͕̲̠̬̭͋̃̃̇̈͌̍̈́̌̄̄̌̍̽̋͐̈́̓̐̊̋͐̊̽̅̔̀̄̌́́̋̉̂͊͆̃̍̅̓̽̈́̅̀͆̄̂͘̚̕̕͜͝͝͝ͅͅ) hinted at in the trailers for the next one to do just this
(alternate title They Need to Teach This Shot in Film School)
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is this the first movie to be advertised at two consecutive super bowls
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good lord
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Feel like they are gonna show the whole dang movie in trailers.
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The magnets look cool.
Han is risen, we’ve got magnets, I’m here for it, but uhhhh I don’t think theatres will be meaningfully open here by June
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i’ll be fully vaxed by then, so this seems like a perfect return to theater experience
by the way it’s going now, i’m hoping 10 will have some kind of experimental NOS technology in Dom’s Charger and have him go back in time to create a first movie time paradox
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ludacris’ space car has to at least go to low orbit…please…i need this
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not without sending Dom back in time to do the first quartermile on a black 'stang against CG Brian in a Benz Patent Motorwagen
… with the Horse winning, of course, and the edgy joke that the car will never catch on, before Brian does a wheelie in the Benz and drifts off into the sunset of 1886.
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i doubt this is even the slightly weirdest helen mirren role
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