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GOTY

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It’s up now if you want to get your Phantom Paining on.

I just checked and the last time I played Phantom Pain was literally two years ago. The top trophy I earned for the game was on October 15, 2015 and it was for S-ranking all the missions. Might be time to revisit Afghanistan.

Also Amnesia Collection is free this month which is sweet aaaaand even though it’s not really advertised so is Sky Force Anniversary on PSN. You’ll just have to search PSN for Sky Force which you should because it’s a pretty good shmup (until you hit the eventual grind they put in to push the microtransactions).

RIP Panzer Dragoon 1995 ~ 2002.

Also, RIP the concept of hiring a fucking proofreader.

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http://househou.se/goose/

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Oh fuck.

May the animal roleplaying genre expand forever

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Was Goat Simulator actually any good, I mean, for people who aren’t shrieking YouTube LP dudes

No.

never forget the original asshole goose

and i thought goat mmo simulator expansion was pretty funny but that’s because it’s a genre that needs parodying badly

The Shooting Game Saga.

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looks like some of the folks who worked on ā€œa hat in timeā€ were/are shitheads

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Gross. Guess that one comes off the wish list

Goddammit. Stop being shitheads, gamedudes.

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If I wasn’t already working for a software unit filled with extremely woke white men I would be inclined to suppose software development entry demands the kind of focus that confounds empathy

Phew!

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Stop being shitheads, gamedudes

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you can upscale demon’s souls now

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I got a bit more engagement out of Goat Simulator than I did out of Sneak King, neither of which was quite on the level of Octodad: Dadliest Catch, just to establish my personal constellation of chaos gimmick games.

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How about I Am Bread, tho

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Looks like The Good Life isn’t happening – 11 hours left at ~530k/1.5million. Not surprising, considering they set the goal on their niche, crowdfunded game at $1.5 million, and they’re relying pretty much exclusively on people remembering who the fuck Swery65 is based on one very janky-ass game he made 8 years ago. :man_shrugging:

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Yea, can’t say I’m too surprised it’s not going to get done. It’s not a very good looking game really. Anyone else follow Swery on Twitter? Dude drinks…a lot. Almost every post is of him drinking alcohol.