I’ve been reading it mst3k the whole time.
can’t believe it’s 2018 and the Zwei series is actually officially localized
also for some reason we localized the games in reverse order
I might’ve already said this, but my theory is that Falcom was considering a release of Zwei II for Vita, and in accordance with the established laws of the universe, an English script and advertising campaign - both of which ignored the existence of a previous PSP entry in the series - came into being. Falcom decided against the Vita port but chose to make use of the spontaneous localization.
why didn’t the secret of mana remake look like this
what a tacky-ass rug
Cage writes excuses as tone-deaf as his dialogue, quelle surprise
I want him dragged until gory expiry
i love people who make emulators
can’t wait to never play this
“You want to talk about homophobia? I work with Ellen Page, who fights for LGBT rights,” Cage told Le Monde.
David Cage himself is outsider art.
Hahaha I was going to do a “You want to talk about racism?” fake quote to play off on that but then I clicked on the article and it was literally the very next thing he actually said. It was even going to be an “I work with [black person] who does [civil rights activism]” type quote but he beat me to the punchline by saying those exact words. I would have taken it one step further and mentioned the colleague as having once attended a rally led by Martin Luther King, Jr. since it was MLK day but alas.
Bravo, David Cage. I’m in stitches. If only your games were as entertaining as your interactions with the press. Now I would to play a David Cage game where you play as David Cage trying to defend himself from criticism. Every choice you make about what to say is always the wrong one and the game is just an hilarious series of fail states.
Yeah that doesn’t even work as a shit defense. She didn’t out herself as gay, until long after the game, right? *I feel like that was 2015 or '16, that she came out. Beyond Two Souls released in 2013.
return of the 3 kings
Apparently the beta for Lizard is public, not backer-only. Also, it’s also out right now.
I’ve played it for an hour. I like it so far.
(I’ll make a thread and/or write something more substantive sometime soon.)
From the creators of Theme Hospital.
Ellen Page also publicly considered suing Cage’s studio for putting a model of her nude body in the game in contravention of their contract. She’s literally the last person they should bring up when charged with mistreating female associates.
as if i needed more reasons to crush david cage and put him in a trashcan and roll him down a hill into a river