The News Grandmaster 4000

in fairness they’d largely fixed this by 3, it’s one of several reasons I like it so much better than the prior two (in addition to “no nonstop pacing killing hacking puzzles”)

anyway I only tried like an hour of Andromeda but I found it very “do whatever, waste your own time, we don’t care” in the mold of inquisition where 3 was like a real tight JRPG

the writing was an eternal horror that is largely repeated in Anthem, as abrasive as the worst of Ubisoft’s sins to me

here it comes:
it almost reads like a Microsoft Corporation
Product

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i liked inquisition, so this tracks

both suffer hard from Map Fulla Icons and could do with a little more direction

If you’re coming from an “I like Inquisition ok” perspective, a game I truly loathed, then yeah I think I made the right choice to skip it. Your post still does make it sound pretty good though…

https://rome.ro/july-4-1976

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They’re really trying to sell Turok for $20 on the switch huh
oh shit it’s that price on steam

Which Turok?

it’s like a modernized port of the N64 version

when I first saw news of it I thought it was the actual original N64 game and was hopeful for a brief second that it meant possibly more N64 games

but alas

its the n64 game with higher resolution and way farther draw distance

#notmyturok

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@dylan (WORKING TITLE)

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Is this how I get my user handle subtitle name thing what’s it called

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It’s yours for as long as you want it~

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Sometimes, the stupid things I think of while at work become reality

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I asked the co-creator of Toejam & Earl about the Matt Conn thing, and here is the response

06%20am

So yeah, Toejam & Earl sucks now!

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Fuckin’ cancelled.

should i retweet it saying “Oh, okay, cool, so how much below minimum wage are you paying your employees?”

y/n

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Fucking drag them.

All the way yes.

New Shenmue 3 trailer!

Something about this game screams Unreal Engine and I don’t know what it is, but when it got to the final frame, it was indeed powered by Unreal Engine.

Animations still look chunky, lip-sync looks real bad, but tbh I don’t really care about any of that. IMO the only thing that can sell me on Shenmue 3 is what non-plot critical goofy stuff I can do, and Yakuza has raised the bar so high for pointless diversions that I doubt this will ever reach it.

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