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smash confirmed

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Did some more digging and found Psychonauts and Halo: CE. Also apparently Crimson Skies is free if you have a Games Pass subscription and I had forgotten I did the two week trial so I don’t have to pay for that one just yet.

I also found Spider-Man 2 so I hope they bring that one over at some point as well.

Animal Crossing for mobile actually looks… pretty good! Appears to be a scaled-down camping-themed version of the game that still preserves much of the gameplay and charm, but phone style.

Also the narrator in that video is perfect, she nails the Animal Crossing aesthetic.

does this mean that i now owe tom nook real money?

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pay real money

or he comes for your real kneecaps

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Oh

man

I really hope this actually becomes a thing and I can someday remote control a moon rover from my desktop for 20 minutes at a time before I die.

how will they hide the alien bases tho

It’s solar powered so it can’t explore the dark side, which is where all the alien stuff is.

and they can put static noise over things you should not see, like the russian flag on the moon rover after they captured their flag, all Black Mirror-S3-style…

The game is described as a ā€œlove story between the protagonist and mankind’s last virgin.ā€

Your first playthrough is a huge tutorial. Your second playthrough is the real Metal Max.

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What the fuck.

Surprisingly realistic approach to sex and relationships there.

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read this as AMD EVIL and thought it might be Intel propaganda

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@sleepysmiles

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i was just wondering if this series was going anywhere. I’m glad it’s not dead…I think?

actually, I’m pretty upset that the way we finally get Wild Eyes is through the horror filter of modern JRPG design. I truly wanted to know what that game was going to be like, maybe even more than Lufia: Ruins Chaser.

oh

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