We’re 3 days from the big event and we currently have 8 entrants! Or 7. I think someone may have conflicting plans and has to drop out. Why not become the 9th entrant? Or the 10th. Or the 11th! There’s plenty of room! Join my team! Download Dota 2! It has Auto Chess! That’s still popular, right?? You can have a good time with that before and after the Beautiful Game. It probably won’t even take an hour! It’ll probably be the most fun you can have playing an overwhelmingly confusing game.
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haha 
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Really thinking I’m going to win this.
I mean sure my team mates will contribute but on the whole it’ll be me who wins, and claims all the glory, and gets a sweet reward, like a Cameo from a Scary Spice impersonator (Mel B isn’t on Cameo, I just checked)
We need at least one more player so please consider signing up and joining the Discord and, maybe, my team…which will surely be The Winning Team.
Edit: We have 10 now but alternates are always welcome…!! I can’t wait to win!!
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oh no i forgot it was second vaccination day today lol
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Please join us as the lovely miffy hosts the ultimate esports battle of all times. The Winning Team is gonna square off against The Goo Girls live, right now, on The Beautiful Game!!
https://www.twitch.tv/bachelorsoft
slime didn’t give me a name for her team so I have dubbed them the Goo Girls, a name that can be shortened to “GG”…which is what they’ll all be typing to surrender as I farm their fountain…without mercy…forever.
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I guess I got to show up as the last-minute surprise return as the heel, splash some ink around and set up as the crude dude that will be toppled when they least expect it.
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goo girls for life
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thank you everyone for watching and playing and putting up with me being in charge of the stream
https://clips.twitch.tv/TriumphantSuperCougarStinkyCheese-oMPZnjxKAL6ErdDo
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I feel a bit like a jerk for not learning more before I showed up last night. Thanks @HOBO for patiently explaining that I can buy items in a shop, level up skills, eat trees, etc. I would love to play again some day.
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I missed this because the second shot kicked my ass but I’ll watch the vod later
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Thank you miffy and all the combatants…you were wonderful.
This is one of my favorite tweets
And this is one of my favorite games
~Feel the heat~
Next week 2021-05-23T01:00:00Z is SEGA BASS FISHING aka GET BASS. This game is intense!!
Since Get Bass isn’t a directly competitive game we will be taking a different approach this week:
- Each player plays solo. Amount of credits per attempt to be determined. Attempts will be short though. One of the benefits of this setup is that I should be able to tell you exactly when you will be playing! God that would make me so happy, I get so nervous making people wait for some nebulous fight time!!
- Each attempt is streamed over Discord screen sharing. This will likely require little effort on the fisher’s part. That shit is easy. It should work no prob. If there’s a technical issue whatever, we’re getting better at this, I can cover for you, don’t sweat this shit.
- I re-stream your fishing screen to Twitch.
- We record your score in my Big Beautiful Book of Fish.
- Maybe the top 4 scorers take turns playing on the hardest lake, or maybe we’ll just give the trophy to whoever has the highest score, I dunno, it all depends on how many fishers we get!! We’ll figure that all out later! Just let me know if you wanna play!!
We will be playing the Steam version. It is not free but seemingly my entire Steam friend list owns a copy. If you would like to enter and you do not own this game make it known and I will give you a key. Do not be shy. I got them for free. They fell off a truck. Happens all the time in my neighborhood. That’s how I managed to get such a large game library. Do not buy this game at full price, it goes on sale for $1 every other week. Just ask me for a free legit copy okay.
DO YOU HAVE FISHMANIA?
- YES AND I WANT TO PROVE IT ON THE BEAUTIFUL GAME
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If you vote YES please join the Discord. We use it to organize the games, and you can even log on if you don’t play. It’s a pretty nice place. I’ve been posting lots of fine Def Comedy Jam fashion lately. I know I can’t be the only one who loves such fashion.
I’m very good at this game. I owned the Dreamcast fishing controller. That’s how much I love fishing. Here’s the fish I caught on my first attempt the other day. As you can see it’s HUGE. That’s almost as big as it gets, I bet. Please ignore the weight, that’s not a dog whistle on my part, take up any issues you may have with that screenshot with Sega, not me, I just wanna show off my huge catch.
Fish fear me…but you shouldn’t. Please join us for GET BASS!!
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I have so many fishing keys. Please take these fishing keys off my hands, and play fishing with us for 5-10 minutes on Saturday. It’ll be so fun. It’ll make us all so happy. I can think of nothing I’d enjoy more. This is a guaranteed way to win the biggest one of all: my heart.
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I have two Sega Bass Fishing keys left. Would you like one? Sign up to play. It’s ok to fish. The fish want to be caught. They’re programmed to nibble that hook. That’s one of the great things about video games: you can catch wild animals for points and there’s no shame in feeling good about it.
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I should probably play this before the actual tourney…
With the stream looming so close, here’s a heads up about twitch’s recent rule clarifications:
being found to be sexy by others is not against our rules, and Twitch will not take enforcement action against women, or anyone on our service, for their perceived attractiveness
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New official theme song of twitch.tv/bachelorsoft
I prefer the Cherrelle version but the lyrics are more about troubles when a lady is singing it, it’s much easier to dance and have a good time when it’s Robert Palmer singing a song about someone trying to pressure him into doing the nasty
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https://twitch.tv/bachelorsoft
Going fishing.
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I’ve been watching people fish…while fishing in VR.
here’s me in a boat
Here’s a picture of @shrug winning:
Best VR experience of my life. The future is here and it’s Sega Bass Fishing while on a pretend boat
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