6 years old still feels relevant
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Gavin Newsom will negotiate with Miyamoto directly.
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waluigi has assassinated mario outside the train station in mushroom city
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Wario has been sent in to try to divine the truth of the assassination, despite cries of corruption. he has been ranting about the existence of a secret “third plumber” who lives in the sewer network to anyone who will listen
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The second coming of Luigi Mangione nailing this to the doors of the white house like Martin Luther and the 95 theses.
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the Polish mounted Yoshi regiment has been repelled. it is not clear what they were trying to do.
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But if I can be serious for a moment today’s Treehouse: Live has Mario Kart gameplay of penguin and cow.
You have to go back a bit, right now they are furiously shaking Joy-Cons in a Street Fighter 6 “Calorie Contest.”
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wishlist price of flight
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It took me this long to get that it’s specifically punning on the word “Bonanza” because it’s gold-mine-themed >_>’
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They’re playing Mario Kart again and they’ve got Peach in Daisy Dukes. I think they’re trying to motivate the Republican base.
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Mario Odyssey, Link’s Awakening, Echoes of Wisdom and more will have free Switch 2 updates.
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Captain Toad at 4k/120fps let’s gooo.
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Considering the latter two basically didn’t run properly on the OG Switch it’s the least they could do
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Now they’re doing 4-player Mario Kart and everyone’s the cow.
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the Outrun mode has been renamed to Dekulakization mode
lmao
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Captain Toad, having been promoted to Military Governor of Donut Plains in an effort to quell a local uprising, is refusing to remit tax revenue to capital
Donkey Kong is amassing a horde of apes on the border, many fear their tenuous truce with the Mushroom Kingdom will not survive the recession
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so much geno graffiti it’s getting corny. nobody can remember which side was appropriating his image first at this point
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I think a lot of people are basically just still going in the hopes they can perfectly recreate the feeling they had playing zelda when they were 12 so it would be funny if taking away their toys made Americans care about the world for more than 15 seconds. Funny in like a sad way.
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