it’s time for the return of bubsy, our own home grown mario.
what could pawsib— I step on an unexploded cluster bomb dropped from a passing Arwing and disappear into paste
sound on
Drop the next F-zero, amirite?
idk about everybody else, but nintendo has a pretty decent track record at giving me the feeling of playing zelda at age 12 (ennui and disinterest actually playing it, and annoyance and resentment seeing it get much more praise than f-zero gx)
how can they keep doing it to us

every Switch should have a hood ornament welded to the back of it that gives you tetanus if you grab it wrong
Somehow I read that as “hood tournament”
look, I know a guy
Given how long it’s taking Intel to build their factory here that was part of that whole chips actually thing (it was supposed to open this year, is now projected for 2030),
LOL
I still look at it and get exposed to the brainrot there, but damn am I glad I requested a permaban from that place.
I’m pretty sure that’s a running joke over there
considering some of the takes posted there though, a twinge of doubt remains
What is that? Yahoo answers? Did you get banned from there?
Nah, it’s ResetEra, the forum that spun off of NeoGAF when the owner was revealed to be a colossal sex pest.
I requested a ban around the time the big freeze happened in Texas, and a ton of the forum was super gleeful about Texans dying in the cold. Lotta people pointing out that, hey, y’know, demographically, it’s not all red or whatever, but they weren’t having it.
it’s great because they run through that exact cycle with a new group every 4-6 months
gaming side has had its own schisms too (though I think the Famiboards split was a net positive)
reading an article from a conservative think tank arguing that the administration screwed up the formula for tariff rates badly enough that actually nearly all but a few countries don’t go above 10%
I need a drink and a 4 year coma
see that’s nice they should have a few days to figure that out once they’re done with work life balance
i’m grateful for this Switch delay/price increase thing because tbh it is the first harbinger of the fall of american empire that is simply incredibly funny
Denys Arcand could never operate on this level