STUNLOCK THE PRESSES: combo breaking news (Part 1)

french dub or go bust.
Wait, if they manage to make it feel like Valky Profile, that’d be a ++

But whatever this will turn out to be, I have to play it based on the premise alone…

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I just don’t get what the politics are supposed to be but I also haven’t played GreedFall.

spiders tries very hard to be french bioware except with like, slightly more to actually say. their games are interesting but i wouldn’t say any of them are particularly good

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Every review I read of one of their games is like “there’s potential here, maybe Spiders will fulfill that potential with the next one”

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Spiders: Our Games Bite.

It’d be cool if a Dishonoured clone where you play an ambulatory guillotine would be the one.

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i don’t think you can trap a live human in a pool or in a room with no doors or windows and set them on fire, but ok.

also, purple jacket, yellow shirt, with khakis and a red fez is a real uhh… powerful look!

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Do you mean Dish Show No Red?

1436302243443

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;_;

Body is INVALID; try to be a little more descriptive

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Was going to get that GG micro set to quench my awful consumerism but prob going to spring for this instead because of the Golden Axe release

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Spiders is always kind of unfulfilling and does things just wrong enough to be interesting to me. I think their games are usually worth checking out because of this. I wish they were Eastern European so they could hit the true heights of divine jank that makes something like Precursors a classic

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This is a very fair assessment. Not everyone can be as perfect as Deep Shadows or the Gothic guys (who are German but I think uphold the spirit of slavgames very well)

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Hubba Hubba.

How are they gonna put Virtua Fighter 2 for Genesis on this?

The amount of Sega Arcade games that use normal control schemes is so small the selection for this thing has to be wild.

Speculation: Zombie Revenge, Ikaruga, Soukyuurentai, Last Bronx, Dynamite Deka, Arabian Nights

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Guilty Gear X???

What Sega arcade games use six buttons?

  • Burning Rival
  • Golden Axe: The Duel
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Fuck that’s where the name comes from?

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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

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