look, there’s no easy way to say this, but i went ahead and beat this game
it’s dumb and vibrant and has fucking bullshit janky control issues and god awful 2D floaty jumping platforming, but mostly, buried somewhere deep inside its Anti-Fa for Anime Furries aesthetic, it’s got weirdly sincere intentions and a couple of legit slappin’ tunes
and once you beat the game, you can unlock like 15 character creator slots, so i’off to make Dragon Ball characters out of every dog i’ve ever met