LSD does nothing for me, I wish it did, every time I’ve played it I just chafe at how slowly you walk and think “I’ve read books and comics and watched movies and listened to music and they all offered better experiences in way less time and oh yes, I’ve also had dreams, why am I playing this.” I will vote for Final Fantasy, can’t believe I’m saying that, even though I think that game is quite good.
Super Mario Bros is one of the perfect video games. Was I the first person the nominate the Game Boy Camera? Probably not, but I’m going to pretend I was anyway. I will say I’m voting for Mario even though I’ll probably vote for the camera. Go check out the Vanity Pics thread everyone, I think there’s one of the only photos of me from the first 48 years of my life in there and it was taken with a Game Boy Camera.
I’m totally sure 90% of the people who nominated and have voted for Gimmick have never gotten past the first stage. I count myself amongst those people (if I voted for it, or nominated it, I can’t remember to be honest.) I will vote for Silent Hill 2.
Shiren is great but Disco Elysium is one of the few games that’s actually worth reading and that’s fucked up, you’d think there’d be so many great games to read but there aren’t.
I’ll vote Cave Story I guess I dunno I liked Quake multiplayer when I finally got to play it on a Mac in 1999 but it’s so fucking brown and I have a strong anti-NIN bias, my opinion of Bowie took a nosedive when he kept hyping up Reznor as some great artist, that dude’s lyrics are embarrassing, imagine being older than 14 years old and listening to that shit, yes I stopped posting in these threads cuz all my ugly opinions come out, don’t take it personally okay
The only fun I had playing Dragon’s Dogma was when I recruited a pawn named after Jobriath, I’ve probably posted about that a lot, I still suspect whomever made that dude posted on here at one point or another. I’ve only won like 3 games of competitive Puyo Puyo but I bet someday colors will start making sense to me, I bet someday I’ll have a positive W/L ratio, I bet someday I’ll go back to Dragon’s Dogma and have a good time throwing my own custom made Jobriath at a griffon or some shit
I replayed the Legend of Zelda last year, it took me a few hours, it was a game I couldn’t beat as a child, I fucking demolished that shit as an adult and I didn’t even cheat. I keep telling myself I’ll go back and finish Nier but I won’t, I don’t like the dungeons, I don’t think all the bullet hell shit works in practice, maybe I’d feel differently about it if I’d actually finished it but y’know y’know y’know I think I’m past the point where I wanna treat games like homework, if it ain’t constantly compelling why bother, maybe strip out all the sword bits and just give me a bunch of text to read in between hog drifting segments, save me some fuckin’ trouble okay
