a knuckles chaotix romhack based on the 1958 movie the defiant ones
Earth defense Force but you shrink down and exclusively kill bed bugs
isnāt that basically just hoihoi-san
i dont know what that is
this isnāt anywhere near as good as the gridiron musou idea i posted ages ago, but: mundane musou
crowd battling your way through black friday sales and music festivals and uhhh other incredibly crowded events. itād sell a fuckin ton
unwinnable musou adaptation of kafkaās āa message from the emperorā (1919):
The Emperor, or so they say, has sent youāhis single most contemptible subject, the minuscule shadow that has fled the farthest distance from the imperial sunāonly to you has the Emperor sent a message from his deathbed. He has had the messenger kneel beside his bed and he has whispered the message to him; so important was this message that he has made him repeat it in his ear. He has confirmed the accuracy of the words with a nod of his head. And then, before all the spectators assembled to witness his deathāevery wall obstructing the view had been knocked down and on the free-standing, vaulted staircases, all the dignitaries of the empire were gathered in a circleābefore them all, he has dispatched the messenger. The messenger sets off at once, a strong and tireless man; sometimes thrusting ahead with one arm, sometimes with the other, he beats a path through the crowd; where he meets resistance, he points to the sign of the sun on his breast, and he forges ahead with an ease that could be matched by no other. But the throng is so thick, thereās no end to their dwellings. If only there were an open field before him, how fast he would fly; soon you would surely hear the glorious rapping of his knock on your door. But instead, how vain his efforts are; he is still only forcing his way through the chambers of the innermost palace; he will never reach the end of them, and even if he did heād be no closer; he would have to fight his way down the steps, and even if he did heād be no closer; he would still have to cross the courtyards, and after the courtyards the second, outer palace, and so on for thousands of years, and even if he did finally burst through the outermost gateābut that could never, ever happenāthe empireās capital, the center of the world, flooded with the dregs of humanity, would still lie before him. There is no one who could force his way through here, least of all with a message from a dead man.āBut you sit at your window and dream it up as evening falls.
Telekinetic Asshole: a VR game where you just throw cars and knock over telephone poles and set things on fire until the cops catch you. Inspired by being an angry 19 year old and wishing I could set things on fire by looking at them
ten years later when VR tracking covers the whole body someone tries to get the trademark for a game where you have projectile farts
streetwear flipper, from the makers of house flipper
marriage story dlc for faƧade
Anyways a big open world fantasy RPG where everybody moves in bizarre and exaggerated fashion despite the rest of the presentation being fairly straight laced. Like a whole world run by the Ministry of Silly Walks. So really less a game and probably just a mod for Skyrim or something.
Just Ehrgeiz and Tobalās adventure modes but with better controls or something. Give me the fighting dungeon crawls
This idea came back to me while running around the same patch of grass for hours waiting for the RNG to fall in my favour in Pokemon Shield.
I think it would be cool to have a pokemon style RPG but rather than rely on random chance, you have to do research into cryptid/paranormal sightings using in-game libraries and bulletin boards and then perform the correct ritual actions in the right place at the right time to trigger the encounter.
eg you might have to be at the empty lot at 2:32am with the radio tuned to the right frequency, and walk around until you find the spot where the screen starts going all fuzzy until it transitions into a dungeon area where the mothman or whatever lives. Probably would be better in first person so that you can use the TV static effect to transition into battles as well.
Aesthetically it would be like Serial Experiments Lain or Twin Peaks with the gas station men passing through dimensions using electricity etc.
Doomdoompachi
this isnāt really a game idea, but what if doom really played up doomguyās ceaseless anger? like have him sometimes start howling and yelling like a feral animal, and instead of giving superpowered punches, the berserk power-up has him just thrusting his fingers into demons and clawing at them? and if youāre playing particularly well, they start become visibly more terrified of him?
Did you play the reboot? If you havenāt, it basically started to lean in this direction. Diving in wholesale would be so awesome
i did! and there are little moments, like when he tries to use machinery and just smashes it. but yeah, just going all the way with it is what i mean
If you listen to the incredibly stupid demon history audio logs (???) the entirely of demonkind is in mortal fear slash kind of horny awe at the Doomslayer
An immersive sim where the player avatar is an out-of-context problem for the universe. If the settingās all about cyborgs, theyāre a wizard or an alien or whatever. They operate on an entirely different health/energy/ammo/upgrade economy than the rest of the world and all of their stuff is only useful to be repurposed. The player avatar breaks out of barriers custom-built to keep them in entirely because the antagonists have no idea what you can do. The SHODAN analogue slowly changes from confident megalomanical boasting to blind screaming panic over you just breaking everything.