A JRPG where youâre forced into one gender randomly at the beginning of the game and the only way to actually gain better stats is by wearing equipment coded for the opposite gender, the final boss is your parents that refuse to accept you for who you are
The opening is like an old school Sierra adventure game. You are a thirty something guy at a party. Eventually you encounter a friend who tells you Sarah is dead. You go out onto the apartment balcony and vomit over the railing.
The vomit falls downding past apartment windows, the building slowly, dissolving away to the texture of a 16 bit palm tree, muted grey sky now bright and colorful. The vomit lands, the puddle of brown muck rising and blink itâs eyes as it takes form: our adventure island style protagonist caveman bob.
You beat the first stage and proceed to the world map. World 1 has ten stages. At the end of these you defeat the dino boss who promptly flies off with the princess.
âThis game is dumbâ says Sarah. The graphics are early ps1 polygons. You turn to her with pixilated eyes and tell her âyouâre dumb.â A quest begins, both of you rpg party members seeking out the needed materials for your social studies project on Africa.