game about being a cork farmer
Been Hawkins from Carnivale would be my HBO main
but also a third of the game takes place in lego hieronymus bosch hell
bayonetta 3: operation midnight climax
60s spy/acid cult aesthetic
yeah baby yeah
a tactics game that looks just like breath of fire iv about the german peasants’ war. it would mainly follow a story of florian geyer and his black company. the boss-enemies would appear impossibly disfigured and gigantic - like how it’s on SaGa.
a garden / farm builder game, but you have a finite space to work on (a number of different urban areas) and a finite budget for infrastructure. every level would require: proposing a decent level of food / flower / herb productivity, a harmonious ecological setup and a pretty-looking city.
underwater hunting jaguar simulator
Game set in the R-Type Universe where you play a pilot whose ship is destroyed fighting the Bydo. Momentarily flung through the vacuum of space and into the embrace of the pulsating flesh of a Bydo monstrosity, you are sure you are going to die in the fluid filled, cilia lined sack that it forms around you but then a second ship blasts the thing open and you are miraculously rescued.
You return to your life as a Bydo fighting pilot except that you start to have these dreams of the wild eroticism of the the Bydo organism. At first these dreams are simply flashbacks to your traumatic encapsulation but eventually they become a sort of persistent erotic fascination. Your life is a perpetual state of vigilance - you must maintain the appearance of a normal, military fighter pilot, but at every moment the ever more frantic desire to remerge with the Bydo threatens to reveal you as some kind of traitor to your highly regimented, militarized culture.
This is what the R-Type games are about anyway.
DONKEY KONG COOKING GAME
so many plantains
king’s track and field
OG-Tomb Raider-style methodical 3d platformer set in Piranesi’s Carceri.
Rome: The Sequel to Greece
tetris, but each piece is a vehicle that you’ve got to drive into place
A Viscera Cleanup Detail expansion where you have to put back all the grass and pots after Link has been through
I can’t find it now but there’s a great bit of art someone made where all the bodies Mario leaves from tumbling offscreen on death just land off-screen and pile up and up, barely out of the camera’s view. You should have to clean those up, too.
a game about dinosaurs on the loose that isn’t over 20 years old
you have to play as the dinosaur too
A game where you pilot a mech steering a giant ship. You can get out of the ship in the mech, then get out of the mech and be a little person on the ground, and then your brain can climb out of your head and go on adventures as well.