damn i am so out of the loop on these and i don’t even play video games lately but i gotta make my brain warm somehow
DRAGON QUEST III
vs.
MOTHER 3
my awful take is that dragon quest games are the conservative political party of jrpgs and i choose to reject tradition and embrace modernity
WARIOWARE, INC.: MEGA MICROGAME$
vs.
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE SERIES
warioware is only fun for like 30 minutes but that 30 minutes is actual fun. edf is fun with the right friends but so is just about anything! so i’m not pressed to play edf! also warioware twisted exists so…bye edf
ELEVATOR ACTION RETURNS
vs.
METAL GEAR SOLID 3: SNAKE EATER
the amount of like, intricacy and care put into all the elements of snake eater (and mgs games as a whole) is so so tasty. ps2 craft at its finest, you know i can’t turn away
SILENT HILL
vs.
YAKUZA 0
silent hill has left a tangible emotional impact on me, yakuza games have not…i always come out of playing a yakuza game feeling charmed but relatively unstimulated
SPELUNKY
vs.
RESIDENT EVIL (2002)
another awful take, i really do not give a hoot about spelunky, the gameplay loop is not at all something i want to spend any amount of time on. i don’t have strong feelings about resident evil but i’m at least not opposed to the idea of playing it.
DEUS EX
vs.
GUNSTAR HEROES
90s pc games will never click with me. i’m cut from the wrong cloth. when i had a pc in the 90s and early 2000s i used it to emulate game boy games. gunstar is a great way to spend 45 minutes every couple of years.
BUBBLE BOBBLE
vs.
REZ
rez is a beautiful experience right in the sweet spot of early sixth gen development, when developers had all these new toys via which to explore things not possible on older hardware, but didn’t have the expertise to refine things to the point of frictionlessness. i love rez!
DONKEY KONG '94
vs.
OUTRUN
i don’t think i will ever touch either of these in my lifetime but if i had to do one it would be dk94. the kinetics seem a little more enjoyable; outrun physics never did it for me.