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Students using llms to make up research articles that don’t exist is a g d epidemic this term

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That seems like the easiest thing to verify and get caught on for academic misconduct.

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Yep! Very weird and sad. I have told them multiple times that this will happen!

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So I was watching a recent Major League Wrestling show and the guy I was watching it with swears they used a LLM to come up with the show theme song, so I guess this is another thing I have to keep an eye (ear?) out for now.

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And here I was having fun…and then this ai slop vomits on my faith. Fuck this!

Fuck this shit so fucking hard!

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Sometimes I wonder if the countless false christs of Revelations are all competing AI models of Jesus.

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A worse woe upon the flock, I cannot imagine.

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8 years ago

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gut reaction to this is, as usual, we live in hell, but on second thought i actually feel a little bit more ambivalent about this.

one reason i am less skeptical is that i do think LLMs may have more practical value for this kind of application when restricted to a very particular corpus. this way you can create something you have a little bit more control over rather than just presuming the statistical probabilities of the open internet are enough to generate truth. or, anything of value, really.

but i still just don’t understand… why this is necessary. ‘we put all the facts into a textbook so students can focus on discussion instead’ is the goal of basically every humanities course in any university.

on the other hand, i also frequently encounter a problem of no textbook providing exactly the right kind of context i need to introduce the primary sources that are at the core of the unit/meeting/whatever, so i can kind of understand the instructor’s desire to create something that is a bit more bespoke for the goals of the class without having to go to the trouble of writing a new textbook about it.

but there’s also the parallel issue that students just… don’t read. it’s very hard to offload any kind of important detail into readings that one intends to have been prepared well prior to the class meeting, and i don’t know if handing them a stack of LLM generated text (likely to be extremely dry) is really the solution to reigniting a passion for that kind of text-based learning. it may respond to a common complaint students have about reading (the textbook is not just a list of facts i need to memorize to get an A in this class…) but in this case it feels like an attempt to ‘meet them in the middle’ that will leave everybody unhappy.

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“Because the course is a survey of literature and culture, there’s an arc to what I want students to understand,” said Stahuljak, a professor of comparative literature and of European languages and transcultural studies. “Normally, I would spend lectures contextualizing the material and using visuals to demonstrate the content. But now all of that is in the textbook we generated, and I can actually work with students to read the primary sources and walk them through what it means to analyze and think critically.”

I can’t make sense of this at all. What is she even saying? Now they’ve got fake pictures to look at on their own time?

But unlike ChatGPT and other public large-language models, Kudu will draw information only from the resources Stahuljak has uploaded.

No it won’t. I’m not quite sure what Kudu is or how it works, but that’s not how LLMs work. There’s not enough text in her corpus to get a coherent bot out of. My guess is it’ll be “prompt-engineered” to only answer queries that pertain to the coursework i.e. every query will be prefaced by some “You are a helpful professor of comparative litterature high quality 4k answering students’ questions bla bla” hocus pocus.

Anyway, incompetence or payola you decide.

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The sad thing is, it doesn’t even need to be payola… People in education love to jump on the tech hype bubble of the day, just out of deep insecurity over the relevancy and prestige of their profession and institution. The same thing applies to libraries. This is the 2024 version of “we built classrooms in Second Life and we’re holding lectures there!!”

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If you do it before anyone else does, you just might get recognized for your contributions to the ‘digital humanities’

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oh i was just thinking about this the other day!!

i’m a little bit of a boy on the floor…

the closing monologue still kind of hits at points… “i’m sorry, i don’t like him. but i can go home, and be so bad, and i’ll love him”

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yeah, i’ve thought about this for more than 5 minutes now and have concluded that it is unambiguously 100% bad and dumb lol

i do think it is theoretically possible for llms to have some kind of practical value in humanities research, but almost certainly not for teaching. the dream is still to be able to have some kind of perfectly intuitive search and retrieval function for information within large sets of documents, the memex finally realized

but anyway, part of the ‘philosophy’ behind this is a not particularly new buzzword in pedagogical bullshit, the ‘flipped classroom,’ basically that all in-person classes should be discussion/expression focused and, rather than in lectures, all information dumping (don’t know what else to call it) should be done by students alone at home, either reading or watching prerecorded video lectures or something. i don’t think this is necessarily a bad idea, i mean, it’s basically just how literature courses have always functioned, but i also don’t think it is some kind of perfect solution to the problem of (most) students not really getting much out of lectures. unfortunately, the solution is just smaller class sizes, but of course nobody wants to hear that so the quest for better mass audience pedagogy through technology continues

anyway additional things that have soured this for me are a) the website for the platform they are using is just marketing bullshit, with literally no information about what it is or how it works b) it is yet another attempt to reinvent the large undergraduate intro survey class, something that literally no student likes taking and no teacher likes teaching, but universities keep insisting we offer (see my point about large class sizes above) and c) as i just read someone point out, even if this is a kind of utopian system whereby a limited corpus of lecture notes and presentations is magically transformed into a wonderful textbook through the power of the LLM, those lecture notes are likely to have been derived from lots of other texts. using this kind of thing to prepare lectures is not a big deal*, but as soon as you put it in print it suddenly feels a lot more like plagiarism, or at least very sloppy citation management

and yeah on the ‘digital humanities’ front–as someone who has briefly experimented with topic modeling and like network analysis as part of literary studies research, part of me always bristles when people use ‘digital humanities’ pejoratively, just as like an emblem of how the Academy has strayed from the path. it just starts to feel exactly the same as when people decided that “Critical Theory” was the bogeyman assaulting the fine traditions of idk close reading and philology and polluting them with foul nonsense. just an example of constructing an object of critique out of various anecdata /fears/presumptions and then assuming that represents reality (“making up a guy to get mad at”). e.g., i think there’s lots of productive research that falls under the umbrella of ‘digital humanities’ that is doing stuff perfectly in line with a lot of different overarching goals of humanities/literary research, but also a lot of stuff that feels sort of half baked, failed experiments, unconvincing arguments, meaningless digressions, etc., just like there always is in all research all the time (no subdiscipline is exclusively capable of producing arguments everyone agrees with, that’s… the point). likewise, the pedagogical half of ‘digital humanities’ is both a) more or less unrelated to the research, most of the time, and b) a combination of the genuine work of figuring out how to use technology in a way that makes sense (was the first person to type a research paper on a word processor rather than a typewriter or in long hand a ‘digital humanist’?). that’s not to say that every piece of technology/software is instantly going to revolutionize everything we do, but if we really wanted to exist in opposition to this it would mean picking some arbitrary point in the past and locking on to it. we have always been digital humanities… the fact that there are also shitloads of startups and other corporations making slick deals with admin to get their products adopted is also a tale old as time (see textbook publishers). calling all of that stuff ‘digital humanities’ in order to dismiss it all doesn’t seem particularly helpful. but i agree that a lot of it sucks!

(*i’ve started to put ‘further reading’ slides at the end of my lectures with a list of most of the sources i’ve used to write them, not for necessarily because i think it would be plagiarism otherwise, but it does still feel kind of weird to not cite my sources, probably because i’m still new enough at this that i don’t really trust just presenting myself as the authority on any topic. and yet it feels odd to stop midway through and just be like… don’t take my word for it… then rattle off a list of names no one in the room has heard of before. also, it may be helpful for a student who for some reason wants to know more about something i address in the lecture, may save both of us an email…)

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will cop to my snark about ‘digital humanities’ being overly aggressive and possibly actually outmoded. there’s a lot of cool and valuable stuff being done in it/under that banner, and there’s a lot of lame and useless stuff being done outside it. my three years doing an MA seemed to align with a particular flourish of enthusiasm in ‘the digital humanities’ and it semed to me that a lot of money and attention was going to projects that felt like cop-outs, either adding the thinnest veneer of ‘tech’ to a research project to sex it up or amassing grants for pointless and unusable ‘databases’ that required no real application of intellect, training, or analysis

that is to say, points well taken, and it’s probably time to stop painting with that broad a brush lol

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https://vxtwitter.com/AISafetyMemes/status/1867231103246864432

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corporations treat michael clayton like a tutorial video

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I wonder if Bill Burr has an alibi for this one

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