Robot: You have 20 seconds to comply ("AI")

My exception is the local convenience store as I can just self-check my single drink out quickly while everyone else is in the manned line to either get their cigarettes or lotto tickets.

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there are not many phrases that make me more angry than “entry level job”. sorry these people are actually working instead of faffing about making powerpoints or whatever it is the petit bourgeois do!

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its the worst

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Death to Management

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Inshallah, the ai and crypto bubble pops soon. So pissed to see crypto back, and ai refuses to be useful

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Crypto is already dead, it doesn’t know it yet. (Backed entirely by fictitious money from loans that have more crypto as collateral).

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Money was always fake. I don’t understand why crypto being fake is supposed to be it’s downfall

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no, our economic system is of course doomed in the long run because trpf and all but a literal ponzi scheme is not the same thing as monetary policy

(also it’s not money)

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also there is loads of actual value behind monetary debt, such as the whole fucking physical infrastructure of nations and their huge production capabilities, while the only value crypto trading adds is carbon emissions and e-waste

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I prefer to view the entire system as a Cyber version of Hawala which a trust banking network that has lasted for 700 years, coincidentally, It centered in Dubai too.

my view will change when crypto tycoons are able to own their space warships

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also bringing it back to AI this is reminding me of the geniuses who’ve decided to use Nvidia GPUs as collateral

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megalol

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https://www.reuters.com/technology/artificial-intelligence/us-government-commission-pushes-manhattan-project-style-ai-initiative-2024-11-19/

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We’re at the point where the idea of Skynet or whatever is actually much more hopeful than the reality that we are building incredibly stupid and useless programs to give plausible deniability to mass murderers who want the excuse that the robot told them to do it.

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The people have spoken and they’ve chosen idolatry

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The Three Stigmata of Palmer Luckey

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oh god that guy is definitely a pkd character come to life

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local comedian capable of flight simply by flapping his arms, but risks exhaustion if he uses this means to travel long distances

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I would puke if sidorovich flashed me

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