Random Games & Names: Temporary Edition

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⦁ Language Learning Simulator - Alphabet
⦁ Bass Defense: First Memorythms
⦁ Highway Hijinks
⦁ Veins Like Tapeworms
⦁ Moon Tower: Gotta Save the Universe Real Quick
⦁ Wren’s Resurgence
⦁ Echo Weaver
⦁ Tormentis
⦁ Deperson
⦁ Critter Crops
⦁ Veritus
⦁ Y’Ryando
⦁ Vorax
⦁ Cataclismo
⦁ Jumper, Jumpy Time Attack Adventure
⦁ weekdays
⦁ The Human Snake
⦁ Brave Mouse Cartographer Trilogy
⦁ Find Colibries
⦁ Sodden
⦁ Gladiato Potato
⦁ Wurzelnsisters
⦁ Turn Based Boxing: Legends

So I decided to finally go something I always wanted to try: putting up something for every single game listed to give a better idea of what all this is actually like. I of course naturally decide to do so after a weekend and on a Monday with a lot of goofy names so a flood of stuff incoming, be forewarned~

Having to find giant letters in the wilderness to bring back to a temple is clearly the new best way to learn the alphabet.

It comforts me that every month or so without fail a racing game that looks like this comes along.

While working at their dead-end job and dreaming of what could’ve been, Demian Zhao discovers a flesh-eating parasite who promises to help them finally live free.

Phew… let’s not do that again >_>

[username]

⦁ Resurrection of mind
⦁ Bloxolotl
⦁ Tachyon Dreams Anthology
⦁ Ad SHOOt
⦁ NINJA SLAYER NEO-SAITAMA IN FLAMES
⦁ Ova Magica
⦁ SirKwitz
⦁ Weyrdlets
⦁ Exophobia
⦁ Thought Experiment Simulator
⦁ Locally Sourced Anthology I: A Space Atlas
⦁ Glitch Of The Game

Meanwhile, the ancient city of the first-born people, “Gentem”, has risen from the abyss and ascended into the skies to find a new location on land, splashing out a wave of energy in the process that destroyed part of the east coast of the United States. The release was the result of a failed battery in one of the life support systems of the ancient city. The city of Wilmington fell into ruins, many people died, and the rest lost their homes.

Gotta be honest, can’t name a lot of games that take place in Wilmington.

Too much hyperbole!

Embark on an enlightening journey into the world of coding with “SirKwitz,” an introductory educational game designed to demystify the fundamentals of programming.

Wait, SirKwitz… circuits. groan~

[username]

⦁ A Car That Turns
⦁ Barrhell
⦁ Cosmic Pebble
⦁ Valley Peaks
⦁ Fabergegg
⦁ Cat Good Work
⦁ Bella Wants Blood
⦁ Parasight: Chlorophyll worms
⦁ Jessica Deliverson
⦁ AbyssalRestaurant
⦁ Etera
⦁ Scissor Girl’s Weed Crisis
⦁ I Want To Be Born Again From My Girlfriend’s Big Breasted Mom
⦁ The Paradixion: Christmas
⦁ Sports Party Motion Sensing Fitness Game
⦁ Radioactive Pineapple
⦁ Bull Looney

Long after I die the Foddylikes will still be coming.

We used to have a topic just for this kind of view, I no longer remember what it was named.

Embark on a cozy climbing adventure in Valley Peaks, a ribbiting first-person platformer where each mountain is like a puzzle.

Cozy everything~

[username]

⦁ A Dream of Burning Sand
⦁ KLETKA
⦁ Harmonis: the hand-made kingdoms
⦁ [REC] Paroxysm
⦁ Sun’s Edge
⦁ Hirocato - The Delivery Hero
⦁ Abathor
⦁ Red Nose Guy The LegenDairy Quest
⦁ Aooni
⦁ Vambrace: Dungeon Monarch
⦁ Missilesaber
⦁ Monsuta
⦁ Make Up Human
⦁ Necuratu
⦁ Anomalum
⦁ PIGROMANCE
⦁ Chrysolite
⦁ Lilja and Natsuka Painting Lies
⦁ POO PUSHER

Your sentence is to descend into the depths of the Gigastructure while maintaining a living and hungry elevator. Never forget to feed it if you don’t want to end up being eaten alive.

Actually Abathor gets two screenshots as the game is full of giant sprites and I’m a sucker for them. Look at this giant guy eating a tower!

Features
A bunch (?) of worlds with various (??) scenarios
Multiple (?!?) hours of gameplay
Many (?!???!) towers and monsters
Unlocks, upgrades, challenges; some sort of progression (?)

I suspect they put up their “coming soon” page a tad bit early.

Make up a person by combining body parts!

Credit where it’s due, this is the most gruesome take on the suika craze I’ve seen.

[username]

⦁ Flint’s Hints
⦁ S. Prysm Destroyer
⦁ Mycelium
⦁ Gorble
⦁ Ruzar - The Dark Stones
⦁ Defender Of Falyndor
⦁ Ells Tales: Chicken
⦁ Super Dapper Man VS Furries
⦁ Inauthentic Hummus
⦁ Nauts
⦁ VARYZNEX
⦁ Path of Hero. Story of Dartes
⦁ FingFing
⦁ Kyvedy Guardiah
⦁ Commando Collection
⦁ Dystobel
⦁ GOMAN -stuck in the avici hell-
⦁ colomoon

Welcome to the survival horror sokoban! Make your way through the maze of puzzles and try to save the chicken’s life.

Man I generally love giant sprites but this is handled fairly poorly…

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

I used ai to make image of backgrounds and such, and the worm that is featured in the game.

Oh, well that would explain it.

At least I still have chinese knock-off Metal Slug to do a better job of that

[username]

⦁ Inspector Waffles Early Days
⦁ Inu : Loas’Fate
⦁ Retirement Home Tower Defense
⦁ Xetanon
⦁ One Long Night with the Circleheads
⦁ The Girl from Arkanya
⦁ Dimensional Phobos Threat
⦁ Slap That
⦁ Hadarot
⦁ Fragile Reflection
⦁ Fresh Milk For Mars
⦁ Ogu and the Secret Forest
⦁ Top-G: Battle Of The Matrix
⦁ Spleef Game
⦁ Chromatrix - Tower Defense
⦁ five-element Seal: Infinity
⦁ SymbioPhobiA

I don’t really grasp the difference between these categories, probably because my intelligence stat is too low.

I never even got around to picking up the first System Purge game, now there is another one with a… much less interesting trailer.

Defend against Gods and mythological creatures with your cards in this unique cards game. Modify your deck as your adventure goes on to kill the God that gave you life and your cards.

[Victor]

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1900×990 823 KB

lol

[username]

⦁ I Got Isekai’d Into a Shmup
⦁ What’s The Point?
⦁ Pug’llector
⦁ Befriended Curse
⦁ Rollimals
⦁ Obec
⦁ TobPaCharge
⦁ Duriano
⦁ Hexeract
⦁ Avian Enigma
⦁ Unstable Cylinder
⦁ Podnabu
⦁ RHAPSODY OF MOON RABBIT

Picture this: while we’re knee-deep in FPS development, designing the 47th shade of gun metal, our intern drops the mother of all questions - “What’s the Point?” Cue collective existential crisis.

We looked at the intern and said, “You ask the question, you make the experience.” Little did we know they’d take it literally. 48 hours later, we’ve got a philosophical odyssey instead of a shooter. Talk about scope creep!

The full game will only be developed if we reach a significant number of wishlists, so add Obec to your wishlist and help bring this exciting project to life!

I can’t tell if this is reasonable or cynical?

So like… either the perspective on this shot is screwy or that skeleton is tiny, right?

[RT-55J]

looking at the grass, i’d wager that’s a tiny skeleton

[username]

⦁ Bitsy Bits: The Secret of Magic
⦁ Tidy Cauldron
⦁ Ker-Chunk!
⦁ Power of Petanque
⦁ OveRRooT
⦁ Blu-Dude In The Quest for Chocolate Milk
⦁ Boyce the Voice
⦁ Delta Kayak
⦁ Tank Chess
⦁ Unaware in The City
⦁ Lloyd the Monkey 3: Judgement Day
⦁ RSSU - Retro Style Soviet Undies

[username]

⦁ myPOPGOES
⦁ Korter 1996
⦁ Butterfly//Circuit
⦁ Synaxarion Christian Stories: Holy Martyr Savvas the Goth
⦁ Thalassa: Edge of the Abyss
⦁ Learning The Maths
⦁ Emerald Dreams: Sanity - Platformer Quest
⦁ Snowsquall Grip
⦁ Bare Butt Boxing
⦁ Poetry Pigeon
⦁ CAWEZ’s Puzzlebox: HIRAETH
⦁ The Ransom of Atawallpa
⦁ ONAR
⦁ OMUSUBI
⦁ Slot Waste
⦁ Bythzkel-Sombréa
⦁ You Want to Watch the World Burn

Collect and trade items while exploring a civilization in the belly of a great whale.

Learning The Maths is a social platform focused on the teaching and learning of mathematics. The multiplayer rooms are intended to encourage tutoring and mentoring in math and applied math.

I’m gonna include the store video here to show how it plays as… maybe I’m just an old but it seems like an inconvenient way to learn maths?

https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/2634560/extras/image04.gif

Giant (poorly animated) skeley sprite~

This game has true 320x240 resolution and was initially designed for a calculator. Your purchase additionally comes with the (older) calculator version for free! It is a *.8xp file to send to your TI-84+ CE calculator.

[username]

⦁ Five Likes Please
⦁ ForkJump
⦁ REAL WEB LEGENDS: Carter’s Quest
⦁ Xilosaga
⦁ Lamu
⦁ Spectralia
⦁ Qazaq: Son of the Sun
⦁ Fish Hero
⦁ Hamster Bomba
⦁ Gape Kape Escape
⦁ Setteeh
⦁ EXPLOSIVIE SHOOTING STAR BEETTLE
⦁ Planet of Carrots
⦁ Galaxy CocoA
⦁ KOOB DOG
⦁ Too Angry To Die

I’ve been a big fan of the Foddian-like genre, I decided to create one myself but make sure there’s the added fun of multiplayer. I thought about hundreds of fish climbing a huge level in sync. Therefore Fish Hero needed to be made before I could rest.

In essence, Planet of Carrots is more than just a game—it’s an immersive journey into a world where determination and resourcefulness reign supreme.

A screenshot of said immersive journey:

[username]

⦁ Prism Break
⦁ Darok
⦁ Together in Between: Chapter One
⦁ SUPER Dungeon Muncher
⦁ Arkhaanis One
⦁ Zebulon: A Lost Cat
⦁ Backspace Backspace Backspace
⦁ DOKODA
⦁ AbraTabia Kingdom
⦁ Koppun-50
⦁ Drak(c)ula
⦁ Tyraels Ascension: Hell Walker - The Video Game

Immerse yourself in Dracula’s story while improving your typing and spelling. Enjoy a calm experience with different keyboard layouts and classical music. Type accurately to unlock the entire book and relax with a unique typing adventure.
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You want someone to stand over your shoulder looking at you when you type, and whenever you misspell a word, they crack the whip and tell you, “That’s wrong! Stop! Write it again like this…”. So that is what this game does

[username]

⦁ Go Quirk!
⦁ Because The World Died
⦁ monoch room
⦁ Nerl’s Crazy C”rough”t!
⦁ Symphonia
⦁ Warhammer 40,000: Speed Freeks
⦁ Mischief Castle
⦁ Morbid Inhale
⦁ Aero GPX
⦁ Skidaddle Skidoodle
⦁ Play with my balls
⦁ Naelyeojjiggi
⦁ SPGP Super Polygon Grand Prix
⦁ I Am The Registered Environmental Engineer
⦁ USG

I generally do a poor job of highlighting racing/car games in this topic, so today let’s take a look at the wide range of options such as…

…Warhammer Twisted Metal

…Cel-shaded F-Zero

…and Daytona but for Indy car!

[username]

⦁ Merge Donut
⦁ Delearnia: Fractions of Hope
⦁ Prove It and Move It
⦁ Skelethrone: The Chronicles of Ericona
⦁ Burning Branch
⦁ Womb Defense Force
⦁ Rodland of Pipes
⦁ Gravitorium
⦁ Yaad
⦁ Pryzm
⦁ Nucleuz Underground

Delearnia: Fractions of Hope is a story-driven adventure puzzle game with a mysterious world and a touch of mathematics. It’s a short Metroidvania… or Mathroidvania?

[username]

⦁ Mononeko: A Rhythm Adventure
⦁ Haus Of Irndrous
⦁ The Legend Of Piss Boy 2
⦁ Black Wolfberry:WuJing
⦁ Kring
⦁ Spammerina
⦁ A Mazing Cheesesnake
⦁ El Mono
⦁ Knock on the Coffin Lid
⦁ Please Smile
⦁ Narcalid
⦁ Go!~Fighting for Lazy~
⦁ Good Soup
⦁ Moonless Moon
⦁ Dead, too dead

A customizable maze experience to stimulate the brains hippocampus region.

Narcalid is a cooperative enlightenment journey emphasizing peaceful exploration that teaches real-life meditation skills as you decipher cryptic messages from the past.
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Narcalid offers precise controls, challenging puzzles, tricky platforms, and epic bosses. Get ready to unlock all your chakras and conquer all the dangers and threats that Mother Narcalid holds for you.

The world is waiting for you to save it, but all you want to do is lazy. Due to you just won a billion dollars and were suddenly summoned to another world. Who has the motivation to become a hero when you could just live a carefree life?

[Father.Torque]

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attn @AutomaticTiger

[daphaknee]

narcalid HAS to be based on the defunct tranquility game

[nettle]

@daphaknee

the defunct tranquility game

what is this? all i can find is a card game (??)

[daphaknee]

tranquility (video game)