Since I am sure you are curious what Kung Fu Jesus looks like, here is a screenshot:
Bottom shot giving strong “Do you find something comical about my appearance?” vibes.
- References to the artistic works of the most important artist in history.
ah yes, paintings of the very-tall-man by…someone…
The shame is that via a bit of googling I can see which artists were the inspiration for the game and like… shockingly the actual art is a lot better looking.
Game coulda looked like this is what I’m saying.
This NPC in Dandara is my favorite Artistically Tall Person in games
I’m pretty sure that’s not true.
Tay-toe
I am pretty sure I played a 3d version of tetris exactly like this 25 years ago, makes me wonder how many different people went “I got it, it’ll be tetris but 3d!” and ended up making this exact game.
I would personally choose to just avoid the stick lying on the ground…
Don’t think it’s that simple. Avoiding the stick you see is how you end up tripping on one of its numerous brethren lurking in the surrounding leaves and undergrowth. It’s their preferred hunting method.
this is a particularly excellent array of screenshots here
