Random game names (Part 1)

  • Nongunz: Doppelganger Edition
  • Sexy Tails And Other Puzzlingly Attractive Furry Things
  • Pillow Bellow
  • Hog Hunter 2021
  • Papetura
  • ScubaVenture: The Search for the Pirate’s Treasure
  • Slordax: The Unknown Enemy
  • Uniboom-War of Unicorns
  • VirtualRehabART4Health
  • MR 333
  • Golf With Your Grandmother
  • Chroma Quaternion

I gnerally don’t quote the XXX store pages but for whatever reason this mini-game description struck me:

I think maybe because I’m reading it like it is being shouted by a carnival barker…

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  • Asterism Basketball
  • Dream of Bells
  • G for Gravity
  • Super Totally Ultimate Dad Showdown
  • Because its hot! - Why pizza? PROLOGUE
  • The Epic of Inanna
  • The Life of Frederick Sommer
  • Zahhak

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  • Sockventure
  • Tanto Cuore
  • Great Battles of Carolus XII
  • Dwarves Craft. Father’s home
  • SimPocalypse
  • PuppeTNetiK - Speedrun Challenge
  • Gamitate The Meditation Game

I love that a game description that starts with this…

…Also has this:

“Even after the bombs fall and society is washed away… the market remains” is a pretty solid horror pitch IMO.

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  • Survival Horror #8,436
  • A Guidebook of Babel
  • Jin Conception
  • Increlution
  • Frog Hands Steve
  • Dashie’s Puh-ranormal Activity
  • Stringtropy

How similar you ask?

This similar.

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  • The Exaggerated Epoch of Edward O’Hare
  • Ball Twist
  • Fantasy Tavern Sextet -Vol.3 Postlude Days-
  • Through The Fragmentation
  • Joe and the Gun
  • Plunderers Adventures: Sea of Whores

  • Chair Simulator
  • Hamster
  • Appetite for Detestation
  • The Adventures of Mr. Poop
  • Save The Heart Planet
  • MENOS: PSI-SHATTER
  • Diego: Mission Red Tomato
  • XCUTE(me)
  • The Little Trashmaid Puzzletime
  • Whack A Rat VR

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  • All Hit All Her
  • COINS BATTLE
  • REPTRAILS
  • Heard There Was A Chosen One
  • Pilfered Liberty
  • vreezy: Pictorial Story Vol.1
  • Dojo Corridor
  • ACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
  • When a man lose his job
  • IRENE.HOUSE
  • Go home, go home?
  • Incel Syndrome

I have to admit, a randomly generated Zelda-esque game where the final boss is chasing you the whole time from the first screen on is a pretty decent concept.

I’m not even sure what a precedented display of phantasmagoric apotheosis entails!

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“Sitpoints” is so good it wouldn’t surprise me if they just came up with that word first and then built a game around it

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  • DEKONSTRUKT
  • Dinner with an Owl
  • Canary in a Crater
  • Rytmos
  • Faraway Qualia
  • Chicken Holmes - Chanislavski Whispers

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  • Noch
  • Bit Orchard
  • Fight for that Ball
  • Loverowind
  • Moxina
  • The Game of The Playful

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  • Fantoccini
  • ArmaCulture
  • Confusing game
  • Fish Person Shooter
  • Fearmonium
  • -A-

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not sure if i like this new art direction for silksong :\/

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  • THE FANGS HUNTRESS
  • Gun on the Chickahominy
  • Goalienator
  • Recursive Hate - Spider Hell
  • Super Ubie Island 2
  • Smirkers
  • EXS1~EthnologySister:Cultural functionalism

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looking forward to an ethnology sister - spider hell crossover

i’ve played the previous release of this game (that i guess this release has replaced). the developers of this game getting royally screwed over by their publisher actually made news couple years back, so i assume that’s part of why there’s a new version. it was a pretty interesting/different rougelite people who are into that kind of stuff might want to check out. i’m kind of curious what they changed with this new version.

this is another one by that Marginal Act developer i’ve been fascinated with for awhile. it seems like their attempt to make something more accessible but it still looks just as weird and inscrutable as their other stuff.

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  • Quintus and the Absent Truth
  • MINDMIST
  • Shell Out Showdown
  • 3 TACTICAL LINES
  • Blowjob Simulator
  • Ichth.ys
  • VR cute tanks: Girls and Dinosaurs
  • Break through 50

Text on store page:

Image immediately under said text:

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  • Button Pressing Simulator
  • Anatidae
  • 2051 AD. Your life
  • Just A Flu
  • An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs
  • Adriatic Pizza
  • Students’ horrible stories FIN
  • Daardoa
  • ARK-ADE
  • WillWalker

Metal Slug came out in 1996.

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  • DRUM’N’BASS MASSACRE
  • The Dream Libra had
  • Riley Short: Sibling Circuitry
  • Kaigrad
  • Legends of Gondwana
  • My Smug Bully Girlfriend

I dare the person who wrote this to explain what it actually means.

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Example:

“How are you doing today?”
“The sphinx is the imaginary beast that protects the pyramids of Giza”

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