Random game names (Part 1)

  • Cold Winter Morning
  • Everyday Life Edengrall
  • Spaß Taxi
  • Knock Harder: Useless
  • Mega Hasan
  • Skull’s Solitude
  • Kick Of Dungeon
  • Human Simulator
  • Go For A Walk
  • ACCEL-X
  • Kakatte Koi Yo!

  • EXA: The Infinite Instrument
  • Braverz
  • Topfold
  • Trantor: The Last Stormtrooper
  • Mineirinho Shooter DC
  • Rocket Ghost Aidan
  • DUMB Infernal
  • Angry food
  • Delphyq
  • William and the Lands of Rage
  • Moe Moe World War II-3 Deluxe Edition

Sometimes I wonder if games have imps in them…

…and sometimes I don’t have to.

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  • Zapitalism
  • ALTERITY EXPERIENCE
  • Ayahuasca
  • Oppaidius Tropical Cruise!
  • KoboldKare
  • Toasterball
  • some some convenience store
  • A Moustache in the House
  • Pets Sniper Shooting

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  • reky
  • realistic tower destruction
  • Femida
  • Reborn Not Again
  • Anonymous Letter :Prowler
  • Next Hand Master
  • Treis Zoes
  • The inside of a drawer

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  • Gjana’s World
  • Good Goods Incorporated
  • Goodbye 2019 (Interactive Movie)
  • Chuusotsu! 1.5th Graduation: The Moving Castle
  • Klym
  • Ollie & Bollie: Outdoor Estate
  • Pear Quest
  • Bandapes
  • Oh Crab!
  • spider ponds
  • Moeras
  • Dr. Umgebung’s School of Life
  • PARANOIHELL
  • Escape from the death castle

This was an odd day of new releases, so we’re gonna do this a bit different today: we are gonna focus on a single company… that happened to place almost fifty games on the Steam new release list today. Most of those games listed above are by Sokpop, most of them also aren’t actually new releases. Let’s investigate!

Considering they are charging $3 per individual game (launch discount down to $2.69) that’s a 50% discount if you subscribe, but I’m sure the main question is what is the quality of your games if you release one every two weeks?

I don’t know, but let’s look at some!

This game is solely about climbing buildings and finding ducklings. Here’s a gif:

This one is a tiny adventure game about making your way through this packed city map until you reach the top.

We’ll be skipping this one!

You play as a spider here, making webs and trying to catch things.

Finally in this one you play as an archer guarding a swamp. One more gif as I like the monster shown in it:

The store page lists the longest of these games at about an hour, and the shortest at about 15 minutes. The games seem to be grouped by seasons made up of eight games each.

And that last bit explains this minor mystery that perhaps only I cared about. While the games themselves aren’t new, the seasonal listings seem to be. Their images on the list all have numbered socks on the top corner to indicate which season they belong to, and I’d have noticed them if they were a thing before today. This confused the robots who run Steam into thinking they were new listings, hence the company’s entire library ending up on the new release list.

One day I will fully understand the myriad mysteries of the Steam new release list.

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I feel an intense sensation that Quinns of Shut up and Sit down fame mentioned these on a podcast I listened to three years ago.

Yeah, they’re not unknown, and they’re legit

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  • That Lava Escape Game
  • Together - A Wish No One Remembers
  • The World Is Ruled According to Sexual Prowess So I’m Playing Dirty to Get My Harem Episode 1
  • Dunmakia Kingdom
  • CaveBugBoy
  • Kalling Kingdom
  • Hell’s Pharma
  • DeeperRed2028-WeAreEscape-
  • Bryce’s Movement Engine¹
  • Web Spice Purple World

While there is a bit to unpack there, I’m sure the main question is how would a game like this play.

I like advertising how little game your game actually has.

I don’t know why but this made me laugh too much.

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I went to the game’s Steam page (wanted to see if CaveBugBoy was as much a Hollow Knight ripoff as it looked–it definitely is but also maybe it’s not totally, since it has discrete stages? I’m not sure what it is, really) and found absolute nothing sentences like this and marveled at how

This game is a love letter to Mario games and
the 20th-century popular cultures.

I began to wonder if it was a parody of how games talk about themselves

And then this happened in the system requirements and I lost my mind

Recommended at least 11-inch monitor for playing.

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I’m late but:

image

this nothing less than art.

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I feel like I’ve become numb to the… quality of writing on the store pages, but I’m kicking myself for missing that monitor bit.

  • The Lost Brewery
  • OUTTA GAS
  • Causa, Voices of the Dusk
  • Deity Driving
  • Deathtrap Dungeon: The Interactive Video Adventure
  • Model Kit Simulator VR
  • DEEEER Simulator: Your Average Everyday Deer Game
  • Ouction

Let’s see, anything else I wanted to get to today?

…Nope!

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  • Hentai Cosplay USSR
  • Imagine Lifetimes
  • Ghone is gone
  • Immanence
  • Convoy Mod Tools
  • Flaky Bakery
  • Put on your wings and fly.
  • Jumplord

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why is the jack in the box crank on top where the jack pops out i feel like that will injure children

  • BalloonBoyBob
  • TaniNani
  • Dezatopia
  • Utawarerumono: Mask of Truth
  • Highly Likely
  • you are pig sitter
  • A Space For The Unbound - Prologue

I like the effort spent to make the backgrounds in all the picture thumbnails flow together so nicely.

I don’t remember where that Galaxy Oddity thread about tall towers is, but I think this would qualify.

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tells a story about overcoming anxiety, depression, and the relationship between a boy and a girl with supernatural powers

those are incredible looking graphics but I don’t know if I am currently in the mood for The Friends of Makoto Shinkai but wow look at those pics I guess it isn’t really fully released yet though

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  • Night Witch: 588
  • The Unseen Fears: Ominous Talent
  • Singaria - Prologue
  • Hentai Sakyubus
  • Mid or Feed
  • Ghost In The Barn House
  • Drying Paint Simulator VR
  • Super Kickers League
  • Human Delusion
  • Senren*Banka
  • FlyManMissile
  • Without A Roof (W.A.R.)
  • Skater Frog

Love that ghost(?) design.

Words to live by.

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I think it’s supposed to be a music box

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  • Life on the hook
  • Get the Banana
  • Cragls
  • Goblet Cave
  • Frostford
  • The Manse on Soracca
  • C.Y.S.M.A.
  • Adventure Boy Jailbreak
  • 4th Super Industrial Revolution Wars
  • 3dSen PC

I feel that painting looks just a touch too detailed for the rest of the environment and that messes with me.

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  • Time Travel Trainer
  • NEON SPACE WAR
  • Alpacapaca Double Dash
  • Grimm 1865
  • Effie
  • ULTIRE: Balls Out
  • Solar Panic: Utter Distress
  • Cardboard Ground
  • Rotten Utopia
  • My servant and the stranger Astensia
  • Spies Using XPS
  • Bogatyr

That’s the whole description, your guess is as good as mine.

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Now excuse me what is this pretty thing