Random game names (Part 1)

[Father.Torque]

Bernie mirror match every time

[username]

• Barbarous: Tavern Of Emyr
• Koo & Yuu
• My name is You and it’s the only unusual thing in my life
• Relivium
• PM-1 Inverse Universe
• Kanojo x Switch
• Door2:Key
• Aigor Escape from Bishop
• Ball Kicker
• James Town Courier Frog MD
• Destinata
• Monster Capture King
• Dungeon Dreams (Female Protagonist)
• Cuckold Simulator

I like that Death Stranding removed the stigma around putting energy drinks in your game, so now games like Cuckold Simulator can do so without feeling any shame…

[username]

• Vestaria Saga I: War of the Scions
• FireTry
• COSMOSA
• Ocean Drive Challenge Remastered
• Aloe and Cal
• Darkness and a Crowd
• Enternal Liiivie

[Victor]

this thread is a strong argument for the fact that our timeline is really just inside a cheap movie and we are all extras and all games are the fake games that flash on the screen for a few seconds

[username]

• Mr Joshua Carrot
• Catch Your Kitty
• Live checkpoint
• Hippoboar Rancher
• Schrodinger’s cat simulator - PT
• Yang2020 Path To Presidency
• Monkey GO Happy

[Brooks]

@Tulpa

definite kusoge tourney contender

yeah jesus there must be hours of these by now
but who wants to actually buy any of them, since i doubt they’re setting the torrentsphere alight with enthusiasm

[Tulpa]

bachelor and I are staring each other down until one of us flinches and buys the game

[username]

• Furry Stories: Alpha-Male
• Fantasy Bump
• Sighchology Research Lab
• Mithral Gun:Biomechanical
• Hotel Sowls
• Lives so Sweet
• PROTEST SIMULATOR
• Malediction
• Bunny Beats
• Physica-E
• Whiffle Blasters
• Thingamajig
• My servant and the stranger Astensia
• CubeHub

And since this is a new decade, I’m just gonna post a screen from one of the sex games.

[username]

• MADELA
• Seven Red Lines
• Virus L
• Lost and Hound
• Quaver
• Dictators:No Peace Countryballs
• Tranject
• Chemical Chimpet
• EARLY ACCESS CA$HGRAB
• Em-A-Li
• Taimanin Yukikaze 1: Trial
• Bouldering Brawl
• Alpha Version.0
• Neon Aileron
• Gnubbl
• Maska’s Masks
• Joe’s Fists
• ROBOTICS;NOTES ELITE
• Bartigo

The developers describe the content like this:

You run around and kill up to 99 other players.

Unheard of.

Yes? …No?

[username]

• GameBook
• Danger Gazers
• Infferno
• Candle Night
• Prens Cavid The Game
• Stayer
• Rackham’s Shambala Adventure
• Endless Rubber
• Wellspring: Altar of Roots

I want to spend some time today examining a special game, a game called GameBook.

There are lots of religions around the world. Almost every person and every nation have their own religion, somebody believes in God existing and somebody does not. Two, most famous religions in the world - islam and christianity have their own saint books - Bible and Koran. But have all the world gamers ever thought about their own religion, their own god and their own special book just for them exclusively that would never be available for non-gamers?

I know I am intrigued.

Have they ever thought about the importancy of games, game developers, computers, consoles and so on? Why somebody likes consoles and somebody just hates them. Why someone’s computer refuses to run games or runs them buggy. Why the gamers are divided into poor and rich. How did the videogames appeared in this world. Who is their creator?

Truly these are the big mysteries in life.

Have you ever thought about those questions? If not, then this game is for you. You shall find all the answers for your questions right there, in the GameBook. This Book is a saint scripture made by gamers for themselves. With it’s help all the videogame lovers in the world can know something for themselves.

I once was lost but now am found.

Let us take a peak at what the low low price of $9.99 will get you.

I know that my eyes have been opened.

Let’s see, anything else?

All the players’ opinions will be taken into account in further development of this project.

That’s right, this gamer bible is indeed in early access. Get in now before the gamer council of Trent!

[falsedan]

oh boy, where can I get books/paper with that moiré pattern

[nettle]

maybe if the pages were made of a fine mesh?

[username]

• Shoot Pump Shoot
• Show me the way
• Mompreneur: Pizza Cooking Life Sim
• Exactamundo: World Trivia Tour
• Flinger Tactics
• Daraney - Guardian’s Rise
• Herbalist Simulator
• Wanking Simulator
• Pipeline Of Emperor Yu
• Sands of Salzaar
• Sealer Assist
• The Amazing T.K’s Suburban Nightmares

You play as Winston Gay, a man whose house was taken away by the corrupt government after being called out for wanking too loud by his neighbors. Now, Winston is on a mission to make everyone in the town pay a price for taking away his home.

Wanking Simulator is a mix of destruction & wanking - you are thrown into a town called Gay Bay consisting of a church (God bless), a number of houses and a few other places, such as high school, a garage, etc.

It is as classy as it sounds.

I also need to mention that our old friend Black Smith, the blacksmith sex game with maybe a single frame of animation, now has a demo available for it. I am not brave enough to try it

[toups]

@username

Lost and Hound

this actually looks really neat

[username]

• [it’s possible]
• Mr. Fast
• Mix-Sign: Girl with 3 Signs
• Awesome Pea 2
• Cattle Admission Challenge
• Tank Ball
• DUMB FIGHT
• The Legend of Eldridge Scrolls: Woop
• Taboos: Flower
• Coin Pickers
• Coromon
• My Friend is a Raven
• Risnuch
• Push sticks
• Wear a rope

The year is 2087, the Technotron rules the world. All biological creatures have been exiled to the wasteland. In a remote section of the Grasslandia border Sentry 49-42 must protect the zone from bovine scourge! The sacred grass must be protected. All moo cows must be exterminated.

Poor cows, a minigun feels like overkill.

[username]

• Bird Simulator
• PROP AND SEEK
• NEKOPUGI
• Many Faces
• Zooma
• HVAC Simulator

Put on the VR Headset and learn if you like fixing a air conditioner, then you can make a living doing it or just want to have fun see how fast you can fix a air conditioner.

Clubhouse leader for game of the year so far IMO.

[username]

• Border Of Insanity Origins
• Moderium
• Strike Master Apocalypse
• Talshard
• VenusBlood FRONTIER International
• Waxworks: Curse of the Ancestors

The game is about the man who lives in a really hard reality, because it is full of walking deads. He is the only one in the whole world to be not like others. He is not ordinary, because others are dead.
When you have such problems, you become insane to save yourself alive and feel comfortable.

Also for that last game listed there is a ton of stuff listed under story that I will skip, but I will share the last bit.

After the curse is undone, the protagonist finds Alex unconscious in a corner of the Waxworks and revives him. Upon waking, Alex recalls a strange dream he had, in which he witnessed Ixona’s death. However, in the dream, right before she died, Ixona muttered another curse which transformed the protagonist into a demon; the dream’s meaning is never made clear, possibly hinting at a potential sequel. The game ends with the brothers leaving the museum.

They literally wrote a summary of the game’s entire story under the story heading on the store page and I say good for them!

[eska]

“possibly hinting at a potential sequel” in the official plot summary is either the biggest chad or the biggest virgin move ever, i can’t decide

[username]

• Grim Clicker
• DAEMMERLICHT
• Election simulator
• Help The Minotaur
• Pieces of Me: Northbound

I dream of a day when the screen will be nothing but damage numbers.

[username]

• Drunken Wrestlers
• Crazy Simulator
• Rock, Paper, Scissors Simulator
• Squishies
• the fairytale of DEATH
• GemCraft - Frostborn Wrath
• Orbi Universo
• Beneath steel clouds
• Jack In Town
• Is the President a Traitor?
• Hentai Vs Furries
• Zefira
• Pentasma
• Yuna and other troubles

These types of VR screen shots will never not be funny to me >_>