Random game names (Part 1)

No the quotes are usually their own thing, except for when they’re not. It could be clearer but again, lazy.

  • Arkan: The dog adventurer
  • EasyPianoGame
  • Salad Fields
  • Austerlitz
  • Football: The Hardest Job
  • Speakerman 2
  • Convenience Store

I always did think that Arkanoid could use a few more dogs.

1 Like
  • THE ART - Metamorphosis
  • Ars Fabulae
  • Karar X
  • ШПML5 (ShPML5)
  • Dragon and Weed: Origins Season 1 Vol.1
  • tri.Attack();
  • Smile To Fly
  • Astaria
  • Ciconia When They Cry - Phase 1: For You, the Replaceable Ones
  • Booper, Get Home!

I appreciate a game acknowledging that the outfits make zero sense.

2 Likes
  • MRAK
  • The Void of Desires
  • Gene Rain:Wind Tower
  • INFECTIS
  • Panic Diet!!
  • ENZBOTS
  • Feathery Ears
  • CANDLE UNDER WATER
  • Moysenland
  • Horace:First Trip
  • Other Submarine

1 Like
  • Instacalm VR
  • zzzzz
  • Scikor - Final Scale
  • Daenerys doesn’t want Hentai
  • A Familiar Fairytale: Dyslexic Text Based Adventure
  • Cecconoid
  • PAGUI
  • Twists of My Life
  • A story of 1942:The Henan Famine

Literally nothing in this game resembles Game of Thrones in the least BTW, you could at least dress the ladies up like Daenerys. This totally has to be the most misleading game name of the day…

…goddammit.

3 Likes
  • Asdivine Kamura
  • Future Simulation World
  • Escape Zolstar

Oddly the amount of new games today took up less than a whole page on Steam which hasn’t happened on a non-holiday weekday since god knows when.

Fortunately we have so many numbers!

  • Uragun
  • Skyous
  • Corpse Party: Blood Drive
  • Valfaris
  • Cannabis
  • LAMO The Game
  • River City Melee Mach!!

I have no comment.

3 Likes

stream… cannabis…

  • Foreskin Fury
  • Quaterneon
  • Necrolepsy
  • How to Raise a Wolf Girl
  • Sharp X Mind
  • Killer Queen Black
  • Unlasting Horror
  • Temply Girls
  • Venandi In Silva
  • Karate Cat
  • Trajes Fatais: Suits of Fate

I will share no screenshots for the sake of all the children in the axe.

Sharp X Mind is made by a group named Eat People Not Animals, which is the best dev name I’ve come across in a bit.

5 Likes

i am going to buy and probably never play karate cat

4 Likes

incensed it’s not titled Karate Kat

1 Like
  • Retro RPG Online 2
  • Morok
  • Detective Solitaire. Butler Story
  • Vugluskr: Zombie Rampage
  • Himno - The Silent Melody
  • Rainbow Robin
  • Gensokyo Night Festival
  • YORG.io 3
  • Celaria
  • Necrobarista
  • Valgrave: Immortal Plains

I try not to highlight non-english speaker’s game descriptions here, but this one made me chuckle a good bit. Thanks for that Bad.Games.OK.

2 Likes
  • Mummy contact
  • Operation Sniff
  • OUTBUDDIES
  • Stigfinnare
  • Hexterio
  • TUBELIVE
  • Jey’s Empire
  • Supesu 2
  • baby game plan 0-3

Yep.

2 Likes

we’ve gone from clubbing seals in games to kissing them! yay

1 Like

It’s @parker’s negagame

is the murder of MLK scripted or do I have the choice of my Hoover doing it or nah?

Hitman: COINTELPRO

I checked the community screenshots and the guide and it seems silent on MLK for the most part, although…

So maybe!

  • Swimsanity!
  • Kamile: The Fall
  • Alan’s Attitude
  • Centralia: Homecoming
  • Git Gud or Get Rekt
  • Haunted Gas Station
  • Viking Chess: Hnefatafl
  • NyanfuGirl
  • Krystopia: A Puzzle Journey
  • Musasabi

Clearly inspired by Ghosts 'n Goblins.

3 Likes
  • EONIA
  • Weakless
  • Feral Blue
  • Wife’s derailment
  • Golf98
  • Pax Ruthenia
  • Best Plumber
  • Earthlingo
  • TORINTO
  • The Eye of Borrack
  • Incredible Dracula: Vargosi Returns
  • Freud Gate

I’m so glad someone put this image on their store page, really sells the game.

How does this even work, does the screen black out when playing as the blind character or…

…ah, black and white sonar vision, I’m pretty sure games have almost convinced me that is what blindness is really like.

  • Martian Law
  • One Incident In A Small Town
  • The Dwarves of Glistenveld
  • Breeders of the Nephelym: Alpha
  • Sticky Paws
  • Language Worm
  • Null Drifter
  • Nijowari: Where Angels Fall
  • MITING SIMULATOR
  • MadCowBalls2
  • Paper Shakespeare: Modern Warfare
  • Stigmatized Property
  • Pamp Quest
  • Paradox Escape Route
  • Zunius
  • Erannorth Reborn

No, Martian Law sadly doesn’t involve Captain Murphy.

I have grown bored of normal genitalia, so this will surely be a blessing.

3 Likes
  • Zyxia: Neon Termination
  • Beardy the Digger
  • Dimensionality 3.5
  • Fadó: Chapter One
  • Cartoon Kreedz
  • ED-IT
  • Sticky Dildo Man
  • Tsukai Furushita Kotoba Ya Uta Wo MV
  • Figure Simulator War
  • Tech Support 2077
  • Elon Simulator 2019

3 Likes