Random game names (Part 1)

Will endeavor to add “Holy pussy!” as an exclamation in my personal lexicon

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I think that’s redundant, Robin

It was bothering me and yes, I posted that last picture once before back in February. I know because I almost posted it once before a few months back and bothered to check before re-posting it then. That said it is still pretty swell and I have no regrets.

  • A Fold Apart
  • My Train Arrives
  • Lucid Nina
  • Wrack: Exoverse
  • Rabisco
  • Boat Violence: Ship Happens
  • Sex & Gun PC

I mean, who doesn’t love jingle breasts?

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  • Mermaid Colony
  • Art Plunge
  • Archeo: Shinar
  • Frustrate-a-ball
  • Ain Dodo
  • JERRY JOBHOPPER
  • Zork Remake

Oh yes I am here for this surely blasphemous idea.

Behold Zork!

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I am FASCINATED by what a trainwreck this zork remake must be

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I mean, as far as I can tell it’ll be pulled from sale at some point in the near future as I doubt Activision will be cool with this, but hey it has a demo if you want to try it before it gets to that point.

…Yes they are charging $17 for it.

Also some people think this other game is a stealth Zork Remake just not using the name and having less ambitious real graphics.

As someone who has never played a Zork I am here for dueling non-text adventure remakes.

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how do you type plugh in a 3d first person game tho

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utterly amazing that the fan remake just has a floating pointer cursor centered in the screen at all times for interacting with things

im super into that zork remake imma grab that on a sale

remake leather goddesses of phobos next

are they going to remake the ones that had graphics to accompany the thrilling text happenings

if so how faithful will Arthur: The Quest for Excalibur be to the original?

will I, the player, get to see my body when I become a badger?

how detailed the block of peat I cut out of the bog???

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I been sayin for years that Suspended was way ahead of its time and a modern graphical remake would be real cool if they could figure out how to get some of the odder bots to work

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  • Devellage
  • Kind Words (lo fi chill beats to write to)
  • Penguins vs. Bugs
  • Escape Game Cake
  • Eternal Concord
  • Calm Down, Stalin - VR
  • UTLL
  • Escape: Mouse Gun
  • Widget Satchel
  • Feathery Ears
  • Super Dodgeball Beats
  • Backspace Bouken

HOW DOES CALM DOWN STALIN PLAY

wait
do you play these games or just look at them? ive been assuming you play them but that seems expensive

2 hour refund window yeah~~

but yeah all these images are straight off the store pages

I just look at them because I am a coward/not made of money but mainly the first one!

(I’ve played a few of them)

  • General Coco
  • Wacktory
  • Super Bora Dragon Eyes
  • OMON Simulator
  • Churchgoers
  • Gorgeous Elves of Ganassa
  • TinkerQuarry
  • Warships On The Halloween Night
  • Loser Reborn
  • Those crazy crows
  • Guroopia!
  • Ultima Defesa
  • Miss Lisette’s Assassin Maid
  • Brain in a vat lies

I think that “play as riot police arresting protesters” game is gonna go well.

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so i just looked at the VR mode for calm down stalin… @BustedAstromech … can i play it on your shit at branson

i want to know what it feels like to look in a mirror and see uncle joe

THUS IT WILL BE

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  • Hope for City
  • Nexoria: Dungeon Rogue Heroes
  • Space Komandirovka
  • Traffic Racer Crash
  • HikeJam
  • DON’T GIVE UP: A Cynical Tale
  • Nauticrawl
  • Blockey: Block Yeah!
  • KiKiMiMi2
  • Chronophobia

As an aside there are certain games that I stumbled upon doing this topic that do get added to my wishlist in case they ever get a steep discount and Path to Mnemosyne is 70% off and tempting me greatly. For those who don’t remember it from… (*runs search) roughly a year ago, it looked like this:

So while I don’t usually play games for this topic, a rare exception might be coming up soon.

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I was going to put my money where my otter was with that Otter game but it is apparently “coming soon” free to play. And the video gave me an audible “Oh No.” as a mouse cursor jumped around the screen.

It felt like a game if I played it I would not have good things to say and would just be hurting genderqueer children that are trying their best.

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