Random game names (Part 1)

People with birthdays before July 2013, they drive like this. But people with birthdays after July 2013, see, they drive like THIS

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See, I don’t post random game names for a single weekday (there weren’t any good ones) and the whole topic goes off the rails in a completely different direction. If I wanted these kind of out of the blue digressions I’d have put the word random in the topic title or something…

…wait.

  • Re[Map]
  • Adagio
  • Who Are You, Mr. Cooper?
  • Awesome Jazz Clicker
  • Clam Man
  • Anthropomachy
  • Chernomeat Survival Game
  • YORG.io
  • Nelly Cootalot: Spoonbeaks Ahoy! HD

Sounds annoying!

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  • Weaverse
  • Legion of Scorn
  • Armadusa
  • Nominader
  • Blood Card
  • Spikes Are Dangerous
  • BeiJing Courier Simulator
  • The secret of FYNDEMOOR Park
  • Ballade2: the Celestial Promise
  • Alternate DiMansion Diary

…I could go for some chocolate pudding.

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  • Heroine Anthem Zero 2 -Scars of Memories-
  • Blame Him
  • Wytchsun: Elleros Origins
  • Attack cockroach save the cake
  • Anonymous Agony: File #1 - Contamination
  • Dungeon Bosses
  • DISONANTE

Best review of the week.

Not for nothing but Dogurai here has been popping up on this list for a couple years now but it has actually, finally been released. No idea if it is supposed to be any good at all, but I dig the GB aesthetic it has going for it.

I think there is only a tiny chance this won’t be handled well at all >_>

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  • Our World Is Ended.
  • Kill The Censored 2
  • Gunslugs:Rogue Tactics
  • Fly Punch Boom!
  • Huusuienbu - story1
  • Dodging Fake News With Donald Trump
  • Vambrace: Cold Soul
  • The Battles of Spwak
  • Woodboy
  • Scarytales: All Hail King Mongo

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  • Give an Imp a Chance!
  • Artemis: God-Queen of The Hunt
  • Draugen
  • After I met that catgirl, my questlist got too long!
  • Cowpocalypse - Episode 1
  • 1, 2, 3… Bruegel!
  • Vectronom

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late to this but “30 year old boomer” is a specific meme phrase that cropped up in the last year or so. not really sure why

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this looks good, i think i will get it with my steam trading card money, but:

Dogurai is a retro-styled platformer with animal-like characters, graphics and soundtrack designed with old portable games in mind - down to the limited color ranges and sprite sizes!

just say furries you coward

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I really do hope that Dogurai after all this time ends up being a decent little thing.

  • That Red Button
  • Deathgarden™: BLOODHARVEST
  • Let’s Create! Pottery VR
  • Mostly Scared of Spiders
  • Ninja Roquinexu
  • Incredible Dracula 4: Games Of Gods

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  • Zero Zero Zero Zero
  • Trikumax
  • fault - SILENCE THE PEDANT
  • Mowin’ & Throwin’
  • Alien Cow Farm
  • MÅRD
  • Metempsychosis
  • Gorytale
  • KUMACURE
  • Edgar - Bokbok in Boulzac
  • Kakwitene VR
  • Run Jump Rabbit Turtle
  • reYal

Everyone in this game has seen things…

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  • ReMaz!
  • Pick Up a Girls
  • HUNTERS FOR YOUR BRAIN
  • I See Your Pain
  • Devil_catching_bees
  • WhiteBird 白鸟
  • Zueirama
  • Aozora Under Girls - Karsome Irony

Game seems fun!

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  • Nevrosa: Spider Song
  • WRATH: Aeon of Ruin
  • Gooberries
  • Flipside Genesis
  • Kubifaktorium
  • Reventure
  • Glorious Companions
  • Fromto
  • Il Sole e la Luna
  • Bewildebots
  • Living Dark

I prefer my game descriptions pushy.

  • Barotrauma
  • Voidrun
  • Ord.
  • Eve of Souls: Static Pod
  • Asdivine Dios
  • Love, Sam
  • Blautopf VR - Geheimnis der Lau
  • Hyperspace Delivery Service

One day I pondered if I should just post every screenshot I came across of words written on a wall. I’m glad I didn’t, but now I’m tempted to post any images I find of wall text that is positive in nature just to see if any examples of it actually exist.

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  • Biotope
  • Road to Guangdong - Road Trip Car Driving Simulator Story-Based Indie Game
  • Sack of Bots
  • SPITLINGS
  • GourMelee
  • Ivanoile ~ Christalixeur Corruption
  • Countermark Saga Frozen sword
  • Amazing: A House In Kansas VR
  • Space Komandirovka
  • Maldrin Journey

We always did need more story-based car maintenance games.

Save the town from that giant with a sword!

(Yes I will keep making this same joke whenever I come across screenshots like this.)

Okay, I’m not really big on VR but this sounds neat.

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  • Hilda Bewildered
  • A Cheesy Game
  • New England Detective: Breakfast in Boston
  • RETURN TO CUBE PLANET
  • Drowning Cross
  • Tennis Elbow Manager 2
  • Gregor Hills Haunted Hospital
  • Journey of Haha
  • Mobler
  • Eggoria
  • Mr Dirt Poor
  • Milly the dog

…I mean, based on the past few years I couldn’t argue with that notion.

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  • Call of Fries
  • Mushroom Cats
  • PonGlow
  • Garden of the Sea
  • The Lar
  • Herd is Coming
  • Double Dragon - 双龙会
  • El Hincha - El Videojuego
  • CYNK 3030

I’m kinda curious which version of Double Dragon got ported over.

…wait.

*scratches head

Must be the Master System version.

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this soundtrack is definitely using the “bah” sample from the Pilotwings soundtrack. Very weird.

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  • HORGIHUGH
  • Zumou Battoru
  • Orbitron
  • Horizon Shift '81
  • Too White Basketball
  • Cannibal Chickens
  • Pumpkin Dog Islands
  • Alienautics
  • The cake is surrounded by shackles

You know I was gonna make fun of this, but no instead I’m just glad that it does that last thing as all games should.

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  • Virtual Reality Emergency Response Sim
  • Kissing Simulator
  • Cult 2112
  • Zenkat
  • Scenner
  • L’Etranger
  • Nightwolf: Survive the Megadome

Take that, Half-Life!

Yes, I’m sure we’ve all adult kissed many times… :sweat:

Shoot, I didn’t pick any pictures.

There, that’s better.

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