Random game names (Part 1)

[username]

• Chalkship
• Corpse Party: Sweet Sachiko’s Hysteric Birthday Bash
• Myha: Return to the Lost Island
• Eczema Angel Orifice
• The Mystery Of Woolley Mountain
• Lantern of Worlds - The Story of Layla

C’mon, start shooting!

the only game that will turn you into a woman

[username]

• Heidentum
• The Forestale
• Neon Cat Tickler
• Skully Pinball
• Staxel
• Bruken

Help the fast like wind rabbit Alex save the world of the forest tale in the world’s first platformer on the classic Doom (1993) engine.

[Rudie]

Wow still making Corpse Party games I guess.

Give me 20 minutes and I will complain about the Corpse Party games being complete smut.

[stavekoff]

It’s been 15 hours, where’s the rant?

[Rudie]

Ahh jeez I don’t really want to write it. The basic idea is it torture porn but the developers are beating off to it the whole time amd they want you to too.

Here’s a mutilated schoolgirl but also…her wet panties.

[username]

• Unrest Indigo
• DevilShaft: TheTower
• DYSTOA
• Danger Gazers
• Mow Problem
• The Ploshers
• Crix

-gender: terror / suspense

Cue gender identity joke/comment I am too lazy to come up with.

Use a familiar block programming interface to efficiently guide your lawn mower across all the lawns, throughout the seasons.

I am here for Carnage Heart: Lawnmower Edition.

[DaPieDevil]

Ploshers looks awesome. I’m Sleepy

[username]

• Adventures of forsenE: The Hobo Knight
• Nyasha Valkyrie
• Himno
• Great Toilet Simulator
• Sex & Gun VR
• Unishroom
• 10-4 Indirect Contact
• Galak Zed
• Over My Dead Pixel
• pepeizq’s Cities

"Grab your weapon and experience a fast paced gun fight game with interactive sex, driven by a crazy story : “The Rise of RoboCock”.

No thanks.

Galak Zed sounds like it must be just like Galak-Z.

…Virtually identical.

[BustedAstromech]

@username

Galak Zed

we are undone

[username]

• Psikodelya
• Bagburnian Remote
• Foxyland 2
• Balanced Politics Simulator
• Geeksos
• Millionaire Dancer
• Erannorth Reborn

After numerous consecutive elections and negotiations, a president with a decent level of approval from all parties is assigned as the head of the government. You are the president, but will you manage to keep your promises? That is the question. Remember, you won’t be able to win this game by satisfying the demands of one side or following a single ideology. Instead, you should embrace the thoughts of every citizen and guarantee a certain level of general happiness.

I have a feeling that SB would really dig this game…

*runs

Survive in a city controlled by a game corporations. Residents went insane because of the need to buy DLC for every unfinished product, developers kept in slavery of endless sequels, and lootboxes now sold even at the grocery store.

Truly the darkest of futures.

[username]

• GOLF in PAPER
• Muppy The Bunny : The Danger of Wishes
• Tunche
• Zom-bie, or Not Zom-bie
• New Yankee 7: Deer Hunters
• Caelus Trident
• Raatihuone
• Blanket Heavy With Nightmares
• RRRR2
• Geometry May. I swear it’s a nice free game
• Zueirama

There is a bunch to do in this game, like running from a giant cat, flying a plane, using a parachute, swimming, driving a mine-cart, and so much more.

That does sound like a lot.

[Hache]

Is “I swear it’s a nice free game” actually part of the title?

[username]

• Little Square Things
• Sakura and Crit: The Mock Game
• Abrakadaboom
• Excive A-1000
• D.H.Trouble Guy
• Prologue for a Vacant Kingdom
• Katana ZERO
• Peas Adventure
• Abberbury
• Elon Must - Road to Respect
• Nock: Hidden Arrow

[Broco]

Hmm, Katana Zero looks pretty solid, I bought a copy on Switch basically on the strength of that screenshot. It instantly reminded me of Deadbolt which also has a dancefloor

[username]

• Emergency Water Landing
• Gamble Fight Plus
• Exogenesis ~Perils of Rebirth~
• Laser Stallion Disco Junkie: One Hit
• Call of Fries
• Ferret Scoundrels
• Second Hand: Frankie’s Revenge
• Pew Dew Redemption
• Animal Fight Club
• Knights of Tartarus
• Marvin The Hatter
• Nyasha Valkyrie
• Castle Of Pixel Skulls
• Blacksmith Run
• You Died but a Necromancer revived you
• Game club “Waka-Waka”

The first phase is avoidance: You have to try your best to not collide with the obstacles.

The second phase is an addiction: If and once you collide with an obstacle, you become an “addict”. Now you have to play this game to collect at least 420 obstacles every 24 hours. If you skip or miss playing the game any day, it locks you out and you can’t get the further achievements anymore. The addiction phase lasts for 90 days.

The addiction phase also follows the law of diminishing returns. Ask anybody addicted to substances - you never get back the magic of that “first hit”. So every subsequent day that you play the game gets less flashy and more boring till you hit a plateau and then you have to keep on dredging (if you choose to) along just to keep the game (your life). The players who play for the whole 90 days get the addict achievement - They will have fully experienced the mechanics of addiction.

I wish this was crueler somehow.

Needs more rain.

Legend says the blacksmith who wants to create the strongest sword on Earth, must get the legendary tool known by the name “Hammer of Gods”. Getting it will not be an easy task. The gods hid the Hammer in a labyrinth of traps, long ago. Yet no mortal could past through them.

Blacksmiths have a tough going of things.

You Died… but a Necromancer revived you! And will keep reviving you back to their crazy tower of death until you reach the top floor and get rid of them, allowing you to finally be free…

This may be the best explanation for a player having infinite lives in a video game I’ve ever seen.

[username]

• Kubblammo
• A five-day tour in the morgue
• The Adventures of Golly
• Old Edge I
• Lanternium
• Trikumax
• Zvezda
• A Curve in the Road to Justice: 27,400 Words For Freedom
• The Counterattack Of Sacrifice

This product contains frank discussions of white supremacy and also implied frontal nudity.

I see.

[username]

• Deatherem
• Wequer
• Flyeeex
• How To Be A Real Dude
• In the Pause Between the Ringing
• Breaking Bunny
• Fantasy Smith VR

Chess has evolved! Hatch units from eggs, make ranged attacks, cast dastardly spells, and take control of the board to win

Real chess is now dead.

Once there was a planet inhabited by white people. It gravitated around a gentle black star in a cozy galaxy. People’s mood has always been a color of their skin.
People lived in peace and friendship together rejoiced to good and helped each other with troubles, as they were honest, kind and sympathetic.

…This can still be fine.

Newcomers were unsociable and concentrated, the laughter and fun were considered at them as a bad form. Their skin color was black

I don’t want to jump to any conclusions, but…

Its creators, black people, unlike white people who didn’t know wars, were at war very often, almost all the time. So proceeded the whole centuries until one their part has won against another. But having even won, they couldn’t begin to lead happy life. The fear that someone can attack them any minute made their life miserable.

At first black people behaved politely and carefully among white people. They even tried to re-educate white people, and even black strips slightly began to appear through the skin of some white people. When several such people had died of melancholy, the black understood that nothing would have come off. They began remaking the planet; they began chaining in rigid black prickly armor everything they could reach, as they had done on the native planet before. So white people had to recede to lands that the white hadn’t managed to remake under themselves yet.

This feels… problematic. Also amazingly long for a description on a store’s Steam page, but mostly problematic.

Hope sprang up within white people and the way began. It was necessary to pass the lands occupied by the black, to board the ship, to get through a portal into their world and to destroy the car to hyperspace so that the black could never cause harm to anyone anymore.

I feel like a picture of the game might come in handy now.

Anyways after all that I think we need to end on something a bit more cheerful, and by god we have another blacksmith game (who hopefully aren’t unsociable and warlike compared to whitesmiths…) and the music alone makes me feel so chipper.

Putting sunglasses on houseplants, playfully bonking upright animal warriors on their heads with half-completed weapons, smashing all sorts of stuff on the ground, eating toast, a smith’s life seems pretty grand.

[username]

• Der Atom Nazi
• Necronomistore
• Endless Turns
• Gensokyo Defenders
• Kid Baby: Starchild
• Antenna Dilemma
• Homeless Simulator
• ZYKRUN

Play as Atomic Fuhrer in an effort to win Cyber WW2.

Available: steam guys can’t beat the game

…Moving on.

[username]

• Yuppie Psycho
• Memorial Park of Hypoxia
• PROZE: Enlightenment
• Robosoul: From the Depths of Pax-Animi
• Dr. Trolley’s Problem
• SQR🔲 4
• Havocado
• Onirism
• Joust
• Die, zombie sausage, die!
• Meaty McSkinBones

Build your own piece of cemetery. Make it a place to memorize your dear owns or honor yourself.

I think this might be the first cemetery sim I’ve come across.

Good to see that Joust got a Steam port…

No ostriches, no peace!

Meaty McSkinBones is a single-player puzzle/platformer where the character is split into three separate bodies.

Ewww…

…kinda intrigued though.

[Broco]

@username

Build your own piece of cemetery. Make it a place to memorize your dear owns or honor yourself.

I think this might be the first cemetery sim I’ve come across.

There’s also Graveyard Keeper, which I hear is like a creepier Stardew Valley