Random game names (Part 1)

I loved CGI so much, it’s the only reason I wish douche mcjerk hadn’t been a jackass, so that CGI could continue.

The bit where they come up with the title “Tim McGraw’s What if? Trucks: Fates” was one of the best moments I have ever encountered in a podcast.

And who can forget Hugh Jackman’s Huge Actin’

EDIT: Oh man, Property Brothers in Arms: Global Front Door had me dying

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  • Donald VS Martians
  • Salio
  • We Are Showtime!
  • Ymir
  • Our Hero! Hyper Sword
  • MORGENSHTERN
  • Hartacon Tactics

  • State of War and Warmonger Classic 2001
  • The Pepper Prince: Seasoning 1
  • Toddler Shooter
  • SNAILS
  • Strange and weird museum

I am sure this is fine and not something that should be reported to the authorities.

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damn I’m about SNAILS tho

  • Abstract Hell
  • Hide Your Butts
  • SteelLIFE
  • I`m Turkey
  • Siluman Fantasy
  • Gunpowder on The Teeth: Arcade
  • Gamepad Massage
  • Fur the Game

That last one strangely reminds me of Into the Eagle’s Nest

  • TETRUX: Online
  • Trailer park mechanic
  • DUNKYPUNG
  • Dis Pontibus
  • The Seduction of Shaqeera
  • Necro Mutex
  • Bahama Conch n Burger Shack
  • Orphan of the Petal
  • Butterbies
  • REPTOMOM

Get juicy indeed.

I may just be sold.

Like… why?

  • The Yellow Quiz
  • Cedar Junction
  • Gachi Finder 3000
  • Pandamonia
  • The Dungeon of Lulu Farea
  • Scroll2Read
  • Hyper Scuffle

  • Switch & Ditch
  • Chewing
  • Jet Ant
  • Self-knowledge VR
  • Combo Postage
  • Battle for Gaming
  • The dating world

This is an actual neat looking concept. The camera rotates around the playing field a la a Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and if an object in the playing field obscures the view of the player they die. Sadly it looks a bit janky.

Why you would include this screenshot on your store page is a wonder to me.

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My god PLEASE start putting the game names next to the screenshots or I’ll fucking die.

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I don’t know I think this thread benefits from as much dadaism as possible

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this

but also this

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you can reverse image search a pic and you’ll find the Steam store page

but this doesn’t always work

Maybe it’s too new to have been crawled? I wasn’t aware because it hasn’t failed yet for me in this thread, and I theorized all the public store pages are accessible (and that Google might handle exact matches through something like checksum before doing the machine-learning image comparison).

You have to understand… I am incredibly lazy.

Also I think the lack of context occasionally makes them funnier.

FWIW they are generally put up in the same order as the list of names for the day, so if it is the first of four images paired with a list of seven names you should be able to narrow it down a good deal.

  • Burnouts: The Igne Mori
  • Wira & Taksa, against the Master of gravity
  • Cuboid Keeper
  • D’LIRIUM: The Golden Rogue
  • Blixten Quest
  • Mr. Maze
  • Tano’s Fate
  • PASKA BATTLE STYLE!
  • RHYUP

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  • Chronicon Apocalyptica
  • Blacksmith
  • Last Man Sitting
  • oldbI tyt ?
  • Find-Life EP1
  • Brave Hero Yuusha EX
  • Vacation Adventures: Park Ranger
  • Gravity Panda
  • Wild Ranger: Gun X Dragon
  • The Shedding
  • The ScreaMaze

Damn book-stealing elves.

I must admit, the honesty here is shocking.

And yes, it appears we are truly living in the golden age of blacksmithing videogames. It feels like barely a week can go by without us learning more about what it must be like to practice this profession.

See, I never knew that blacksmiths had to beware attacks by Venom until just now. Let’s see what else the game’s trailer can teach us.

  • Sanator: Scarlet Scarf
  • Drawz
  • Widower’s Sky
  • Super Navecitas 2
  • The Jekoos
  • Solitaire. Dragon Light
  • Temple of Pizza
  • Boobs or gtfo
  • Mola mola
  • Magical Diary: Wolf Hall
  • Chromatic Aberration

That sounds perfectly fine and not at all a trap.

*nods

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thought this was a pc port of the select button game
but it was another girl puzzle game

If this is a spiritual sequel to Faerie Solitaire, count me the fuck in

EDIT: you can’t grow pets from eggs but otherwise looks pretty good. needs a video trailer so I can experience the atmosphere for comparison.