Random game names (Part 1)

King of Posters King of Posters 2000
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  • Amanda’s Sticker Book
  • Greed: The Mad Scientist
  • JOBU-KI
  • SHELL_BREAK
  • Chaordic
  • Calcul8²
  • Wizard Slime
  • Plat4mer
  • Poor Sakura Fight 2
  • Qipa World-Hello Big Adventure
  • BEAK SQUADRON
  • Shan Gui 2: Chapter 1
  • Hostile User Interface
  • DOKA 3 STO SLOEV KISHKOV
  • Toilet Simulator

Fun fact: if you misspell the word “rape” repeatedly in your store description it can be put up no problem. Also maybe don’t go look that game up as the screenshots selected are uncensored and very rapey. Lovely.

Okay, that’s pretty great.

I am so gonna start referring to my penis as a peeing apparatus now.

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487

The true dark souls starts here

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488
  • Poly and the Marble Maze
  • Red Dead Pixel Man
  • The Spy Who Shrunk Me
  • Miscreated
  • One minute of death
  • Elleros Origins: Season I
  • FIT IN
  • Ironsmith Medieval Simulator
  • Shennong: Taste of Illusion
  • Bloons TD 6
  • PASKA BATTLE STYLE!

That gets dramatically more gruesome by the end there.

And of course by SB decree I must focus in on all blacksmithing games. Sadly this one is just coming soon and only has a prerendered trailer, but better that than nothing.

489

partial quenching of weird tangless blade shape is nonsensical

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490

looking into this NO TANGS seems to really be their motto

I hate it

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491

No-Tang Clan

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492

No-Tang is for the children

(because they can’t pick up a knife that doesn’t have a handle so they leave it alone)

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493

Ain’t nothin to what?

FUCK SMITH

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494
  • See Light
  • PANTY SLIDE VR
  • RRRR
  • Mysteries of Neverville: The Runestone of Light
  • Penkura
  • Alicia Quatermain 3: The Mystery of the Flaming Gold
  • HELLFRONT: HONEYMOON
  • Murasaki Tsurugi
  • Asdivine Hearts II
  • The Legend Of Vraz
  • N.E.U.F.O

Spoiler: surprises happen.

In this rpg you play as a giant who is about to stomp all over that poor tiny town…

…

…Fine, you play as a normal sized person and I should just live with standard jrpg map conventions. As far as the town sprite having green grass while the entire world is snowed over, I have no comment.

2 Likes
495
  • Tower Behind the Moon
  • Snake VS Block Numbers
  • The Clean Up Clyde Collection
  • Leopoldo Manquiseil
  • Hentai Mosaique Puzzle
  • Pop Island - Let’s Code !!!
  • Erotic Winter Sports
  • Cherry in the Sky
  • INVAXION
  • sweet pool
  • MORDER
  • Owl Simulator
  • I`m Turkey

Oww, my head.

3 Likes
496
  • Close Your Eyes -Anniversary Remake-
  • ELASH
  • Ilhumia
  • SEQUENCE STORM
  • Pangeon
  • SinVR
  • Fur the Game
  • Epic of Serinor: Dawnshadow
  • ~necromancy~Emily’s Escape
  • Where Thoughts Go: Resolutions
  • KIMIEOKURU SORA NO HANA
  • The Blame
  • Olea’s Descent
  • No More Pop Music - Annihilation
  • Frogvale
  • If My Heart Had Wings -Flight Diary-
  • Fantasy Blacksmith

And in a christmas miracle, we have another new blacksmithing game! Maybe. It is an early access thing and those pop back up on the new release list several times, but it looks new to me.

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497

no one is moving that fuckin hunk of metal in the opening “shot” without a very committed striker or a power hammer

I have questions about the veracity of those spell particles too! :waynestare:

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498
  • Catch The Kids: Priest Simulator Game
  • SAMS
  • Gratuitous Zombie Cannon
  • Bizango Blast
  • Evolo.The Sun
  • SMUSH.TV
  • MAAA
  • Wisentree Spirit
  • Impulsow
  • Buttle Tank
  • Girl and Goblin
  • Spellcastia

It is catchy…

A quick note on MAAA: this is the logo for the game:

So that feels like a counterproductive way to get around another game already having that name, but hey it pops up as like result #75 when searching under Mafia so what do I know?

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  • Deez
  • Go Cabbies!GB
  • Juggly
  • Deathdays End
  • 12 Labours of Hercules VIII: How I Met Megara
  • BlueFear
  • THE NED BALLS
  • Ellen Teaser: The Fall
  • Steam Store Simulator
  • Mining Rail
  • Miracle snack shop
  • Blocky McBlockFace
  • Shaoye
  • SUMOCRATS
  • Mojack - Quest of Jackal : Puzzle game
  • TOADER

Sounds neat, what does this dungeon look like?

…I ask for so little, just that words mean what the words mean.

Spoiler: the babies aren’t gonna win.

Kinda curious what the Steam Store Simulator looks like.

Fair enough.

7 Likes
500
  • Trash defense
  • Flex Apocalypse Racing
  • Cotropitorii
  • DOKA 2 GUTS OUT NINJA
  • Princess.Loot.Pixel.Again x2
  • Mathel Idle
  • Wars of Seignior
  • Lost in Bardo
  • Sopwith VR

Today is a day full of… let’s say curious text across these various game descriptions. Let’s check them out!

I mean you are charging for the game, so yes.

I mean, yes that is typically what a race is.

Good thing he wasn’t like a monster or anything…

I knew it!

Heck, I say never even load the game up and assume it beat itself.

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501
  • Escape from police
  • Damnaze
  • Gym Empire
  • Vip Em Up - The action movies stars beat em up Ep.0 ( beta )
  • Offendron Warrior
  • OO.Inc
  • Steel Alcimus
  • Rolling Bird
  • Mr Husky
  • Samp RP
  • Chinese Driving License Test

And Vip Em Up is really something, I’m gonna try and link the store vid here and hope that the forum doesn’t eat it up as it sometimes does.

3 Likes
502
  • Magnesia
  • the sibyl and sixpence
  • Welcome To… Chichester Redux : The Spy Of America And The Long Vacation
  • Karloman and His Iced Muffins
  • Treachery in Beatdown City
  • Feral Blue
  • Hard Karma
  • Nya Nya Nya Girls 2 (ʻʻʻ)(=^･ω･^=)(ʻʻʻ)
  • Sayaka Relaunched
  • Jenny LeClue - Detectivu
  • Pain-to-win
  • Zeliria Sanctuary
  • GUNHEAD
  • Tekling 2

1 Like
503
  • Sea Birds: End of an Age
  • New Adult Reality
  • The Battle of Polytopia
  • Honey, I Joined a Cult
  • SimpleMovie
  • The planet’s rescuer
  • lilPizzaBois
  • NashBored
  • 03.04
  • Ectolibrium
  • Lenin - The Lion
  • The Legendary Blacksmith
  • Kitty Catsanova
  • Yuyuko’s Butterfly Dream
  • Blame Him
  • Story About Times
  • Witch & 66 Mushrooms

To be fair, they are also beautiful.

The Legendary Blacksmith has a video on its store page, it is 9 minutes long. I think that means it is especially realistic.

I never knew that blacksmiths made arrow tips by using pencil sharpeners.

504

I watched that entire thing to see what would happen and it turns out I died

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506

This title made me ugly laugh and I am not 100% sure why. But I do like it.

It sounds like a Cool Games Inc. game. RIP that podcast where Griffin McElroy did jokes about games alone, with no cohost whatsoever.

All alone.

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