Random game names (Part 1)

  • Snailiens
  • TAL: Jungle
  • And You’re There, Too
  • Wheelbarrow Warrior
  • Nelson and the Magic Cauldron
  • Hentai Shooter 3D: Christmas Party
  • MINImax Tinyverse

I wonder how long it’ll take for this ongoing collaborative experience to turn grim.

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  • Moi Mei
  • Kumpels
  • General Horse and the Package of Doom
  • Beating A Dead Horse With A One-Trick Pony
  • Novas Las Aventurietas del Robercleiton: o Renascimento do TURBO
  • Cattle Call: Hollywood Talent Manager
  • Skinny

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Is this a Stanley Parable-alike? I can no longer tell if some of these things are cool or not

The game is a sequel to, Jeff Koons Must Die!!!,

!

ok it’s cool

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I’ve never been able to tell, so I can’t help you here >_>

  • The Haunted Island, a Frog Detective Game
  • Falnarion Tactics
  • Woodpunk
  • Shakes and Fidget Remastered
  • Kitten Love Emulator
  • POWERCUT, Inc.
  • Eternal Realm II: Dark Matter
  • THE CHOICE OF SAND
  • Robert Rodriguez’s THE LIMIT: An Immersive Cinema Experience

I may have eye-rolled at this line harder than I have at any other I have come across in these various game descriptions, and I have looked at more soft porn and Ghost_RUS games than any sane man should.

The various sprites stylistically mismatch each other so much that this could conceivably an official Square mobile port of something.

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  • Montaro RE
  • Poopy Philosophy
  • Aeternitas
  • Girls and Tests
  • RRRR
  • Adolf Hitler Humiliation Simulator
  • Heart Chain Kitty
  • Be hate Free: Interactive
  • Super Jet Juck
  • To Trust an Incubus

I’m not going to lie to you, today’s list is a journey.

Normally this would be the oddest one of the bunch, but…

I’m sure this is someone’s fetish, and I’m sure they are very happy today. Me? I just have so many questions…

Battle of the one line sales pitches!

vs.

And since I think it has been too long since I mentioned any of the sex games.

Happy weekend everybody!

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  • Propaganda Llama
  • Incredible Mandy
  • Drakkar Crew
  • Qu-tros
  • dev_me
  • VCB: Why City
  • Afelhem
  • Zquirrels Jump
  • Diaper Quest 2055
  • CARDCORE
  • Mosaics Galore. Challenging journey
  • Kobold Slayer
  • Best Life Simulator

I am rather sure that sprite was ripped from some other game, but I can’t quite place which one.

I want to punch the thief.

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Is that Bishop implying what I think he is??! I’ll go right, you go second to right!

  • Shinobi Bad Buddies
  • Géants disparus VR
  • Actual Volleyball
  • Pranky Cat
  • Dr. Schplot’s Nanobots
  • Chop is dish
  • Zeroptian Invasion
  • Qipa World-Hello Big Adventure
  • Damsel with persecutory delusion
  • Woman’s body
  • Dog Barley-Break
  • Super Racha
  • Floogen

The new Shinobi game looks like it is very much keeping the spirit of the earlier games.

Fun fact: under Pranky Cat where it lists “similar to games you’ve played” it lists F1 2015, the F1 racing sim. Pranky Cat looks like this:

The wonders of the steam algorithms will never cease.

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  • TAVERN GUARDIANS: BANQUET
  • Kukoo Kitchen
  • Ricky Runner: SUPERBOOT CUP
  • Slave Ghost
  • NAIRI: Tower of Shirin
  • Grimsonland
  • Newt One
  • SEXY GIRLS
  • Spray Girl
  • AngerDark

I do kinda love that even with horribly translated english the whole 69 thing transcends language.

I love those ducklings.

I cannot link Sexy Girls for obvious reasons (the game is just watching naked polygonal girls dancing) but it is hands down the creepiest game I’ve seen in ages. They are trying to be realistic but the proportions are just off enough, especially in the arms, to just really creep me out.

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MATURE CONTENT DESCRIPTION

The developers describe the content like this:

Completely naked girls

they look like bioshock character models. truly horrible, but also an appropriate visual accompaniment to this album I’m obsessed with right now

Oh my lord you weren’t kidding.

I just realized porn games being on your many year old steam account with cheevos and trading cards is a new level of horny on main. Like full on using the social media share buttons on porn sites.

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i added my high school ex on steam back when i had a working pc and every time her little ‘now playing’ notification came up it was one of these games

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i was obsessed with this first fyi

indeed, it’s summat of an office in-gag that any exploratory testing usually involves someone sampling summat from it and it’s all my fault

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Holy fuck

this is called Newt One and i need to play it

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Nearly every person I know who plays/wishlists these games is a girl, and one in particular seems to have wishlisted or bought or played every big-tiddy anime girl steam game in existence. Like five people pop up in the “here’s your friends who like this” area every time and only one of them is a guy, and he’s rare to see.

ESPECIALLY the hunie games, for some reason girls go nuts for that series. What’s the appeal?

  • How Mosquito Became Human
  • Mike goes on hike
  • Spork: The Manic Utensil Storm
  • The Royal Game of Ur
  • HELLFRONT: HONEYMOON
  • Lethal Running: Prologue
  • Katto
  • Damned Daniel
  • Rocka Feller
  • Escape Doodland
  • Amberial Dreams
  • Merv Liberation
  • Happy Vampire Girl
  • Wildermyth
  • Uagi-Saba
  • Mittelborg: City of Mages

I can’t lie… that’s a pretty great premise right there.

I love how terrible this aesthetic is.

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  • Salio
  • Colo Grid Zation
  • Simson Tuningwerkstatt 3D
  • Survivors of Borridor
  • Gerty
  • Kaori After Story
  • Splotches
  • Hordiaz
  • Rope Racer O’Neon
  • Shopping Clutter 2: Christmas Square
  • JumpoPitec
  • Yo My Yo!
  • A Business Power
  • Bubli
  • Pirates of the Polygon Sea

So basically… the game is about causing as much mayhem as you can so the cops show up, killing said cops and taking the gas from their vehicles so you can refill your own. Bold, I like it.

This is the entire description for this game.

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  • Block Pooper 9
  • Mutant Year Zero: Road to Eden
  • Jump Jumpz
  • Widget Satchel
  • Ultra Pig
  • Anno Domini: Huntsman
  • Welcome to Orochi Park
  • Rabbit BoBo
  • The Unfolding Engine: Paint a Game
  • Hentai University 2: Biology course
  • Snood

…Wait, what?

Truer words…

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they still got snood out here in 2018 huh

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