- Snailiens
- TAL: Jungle
- And You’re There, Too
- Wheelbarrow Warrior
- Nelson and the Magic Cauldron
- Hentai Shooter 3D: Christmas Party
- MINImax Tinyverse
I wonder how long it’ll take for this ongoing collaborative experience to turn grim.

I wonder how long it’ll take for this ongoing collaborative experience to turn grim.




Is this a Stanley Parable-alike? I can no longer tell if some of these things are cool or not
The game is a sequel to, Jeff Koons Must Die!!!,
!
ok it’s cool
I’ve never been able to tell, so I can’t help you here >_>

I may have eye-rolled at this line harder than I have at any other I have come across in these various game descriptions, and I have looked at more soft porn and Ghost_RUS games than any sane man should.



The various sprites stylistically mismatch each other so much that this could conceivably an official Square mobile port of something.

I’m not going to lie to you, today’s list is a journey.
Normally this would be the oddest one of the bunch, but…
I’m sure this is someone’s fetish, and I’m sure they are very happy today. Me? I just have so many questions…

Battle of the one line sales pitches!
vs.
And since I think it has been too long since I mentioned any of the sex games.

Happy weekend everybody!



I am rather sure that sprite was ripped from some other game, but I can’t quite place which one.
I want to punch the thief.
Is that Bishop implying what I think he is??! I’ll go right, you go second to right!
The new Shinobi game looks like it is very much keeping the spirit of the earlier games.

Fun fact: under Pranky Cat where it lists “similar to games you’ve played” it lists F1 2015, the F1 racing sim. Pranky Cat looks like this:

The wonders of the steam algorithms will never cease.

I do kinda love that even with horribly translated english the whole 69 thing transcends language.

I love those ducklings.

I cannot link Sexy Girls for obvious reasons (the game is just watching naked polygonal girls dancing) but it is hands down the creepiest game I’ve seen in ages. They are trying to be realistic but the proportions are just off enough, especially in the arms, to just really creep me out.
they look like bioshock character models. truly horrible, but also an appropriate visual accompaniment to this album I’m obsessed with right now
Oh my lord you weren’t kidding.
I just realized porn games being on your many year old steam account with cheevos and trading cards is a new level of horny on main. Like full on using the social media share buttons on porn sites.
i added my high school ex on steam back when i had a working pc and every time her little ‘now playing’ notification came up it was one of these games
i was obsessed with this first fyi
indeed, it’s summat of an office in-gag that any exploratory testing usually involves someone sampling summat from it and it’s all my fault
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this is called Newt One and i need to play it
Nearly every person I know who plays/wishlists these games is a girl, and one in particular seems to have wishlisted or bought or played every big-tiddy anime girl steam game in existence. Like five people pop up in the “here’s your friends who like this” area every time and only one of them is a guy, and he’s rare to see.
ESPECIALLY the hunie games, for some reason girls go nuts for that series. What’s the appeal?
I can’t lie… that’s a pretty great premise right there.


I love how terrible this aesthetic is.


So basically… the game is about causing as much mayhem as you can so the cops show up, killing said cops and taking the gas from their vehicles so you can refill your own. Bold, I like it.

This is the entire description for this game.

…Wait, what?
Truer words…
they still got snood out here in 2018 huh