Random game names (Part 1)

[a_new_duck]

I, of course, exaggerate. In a misguided attempt to be humorous.

[username]

@a_new_duck

I haven’t even logged into my Steam account in a few weeks and this thread makes me think all I’ll see on the store anymore is dashed-off hentai games for the kek set.

It’s not all you’ll see, but a few are released each day so there are a bunch of them in total. They generally have awful names, so they do perhaps get a disproportionate amount of mentions here.

• Lonely shooter
• Vampire Bloody Star X
• 11-11 Memories Retold
• ANSIBLE
• Slappy Ass
• One Hour One Life
• Turn the mirror, please.
• Nous
• Kynseed
• Where Thoughts Go: Prologue
• DON’T GIVE UP: A Cynical Tale
• TSIOQUE
• KURSK

Life does not increase automatically, please cherish life

This is the most profound bit in a game description I’ve come across. Surely the game itself is equally…

…moving on.

I’m pretty sure we had a galaxy oddity thread about just this concept once upon a time.

[username]

• Bunny Mahjo
• Salsa-Virtual
• How About Spikes
• Centifeed
• Deadly Burrito
• Lareena
• BlackHoopS
• She and the Light Bearer
• Brocat: the B Game
• ARTé: Mecenas®
• n0d3::Exodus
• Late’O’Clock
• You have a drunk friend

Late’O’Clock is an isometric stealth game in which you play as an office employee who is always late to work and must sneak to their desk.

This is a legit good premise for a stealth game.

Features:
Side-scroller of “strong B” grade
Nostalgic memes
Internet culture setting
Carefully preserved bugs
It’s not 3D, and not 2D as well
The developer has neither the talent nor the money
The game was made with washed with soap hands
Millions of pixels on the screen and beyond it
Spirit and dust of old school
Script is dismal, just for the sake of appearance
Anyway, it’s nothing new

[username]

• SCP Area 8
• Owl Watch
• Granny
• Doggo Dig Down
• RANDOM rooms
• Gangsta Sniper
• VIDEO GAME
• Ecchi 2: compile 2D chan
• Hexen Hegemony
• Evil Bank Manager
• NekoCharm
• My Big Sister
• Coindice Simulator
• Nice Shot! The Gun Golfing Game

Always dreamed of achieving great influence and making big money? Now you can realize the dream of millions and achieve influence, wealth and respect! Earn your billion during the era of great geographical discoveries and before the industrial revolution.
Evil Bank Manager is an exciting economic simulator in which you can become the most successful capitalist in the world!

EU IV except as an evil bank guy actually isn’t a bad mash-up of ideas.

So many barely clothed females in these games, good to see something for the other half.

Throw coins and dices like never before.

Hell of a sales pitch.

[VastleCania]

@username

My Big Sister

This one is not a porn game!!!

…wait, I’ve just outed myself as “person who googles games to see if they are porn or not”

well, it’s not porn, it looks good:

[Brooks]

Googling to check it’s not grot just seems sensible re: today’s unbounded platforms

[username]

• Sipho
• Halzae: Heroes of Divinity
• Red Dead Hentai Horse
• Who Must Die
• Glassteroids
• Kubble
• Antox vs. Free Radicals
• Pythagoras’ Perpetual Motion Machine
• Temporality
• Final Cut: Fame Fatale Collector’s Edition
• Run’N’Get

The real war is in you!

Gird your loins for the strategic safeguarding and defense of your immune system.

Learn and teach children one of the biggest warfare formation in the universe through this simulation of what goes on in our bodies.

The distance between “gird your loins” and “teach children” is not nearly enough for my liking.

[Bee]

Gun golfing honestly sounds like a decent game idea

[boojiboy7]

I mean, is it just the last column that Hunter S Thompson wrote that was about shotgun golf, where one person golfs and the other person tries to shoot the ball with a shotgun? Because that could be good online co-op fun times.

[LWJoestar]

p.sure it’s golf with guns instead of clubs

[username]

• Timore 6
• Human Rocket Person
• SpedV
• A Book of Beasts and Buddies
• Super Hockey Ball
• CYPEST Underground
• Aim Theory - Trainer

Human Rocket Person is an absurd & fun platformer where you jump & fly through different levels on your trusted pogo stick using ass-juice as fuel.

I elected to not share any images from this game. You’re welcome. Instead you can lay your eyes on this fine creature.

[Mikey]

Aw, Gubbins

[username]

• Chuckie Egg 2017 Challenges
• NO, THANK YOU!!!
• Snow Ash Land
• Varenje: Don’t Speak with Berries
• Legends of Koyannis
• Siam Twinstick
• Naughty study for exams with a ghost
• How to Sing to Open Your Heart
• Go Outside Simulator
• Badminton Warrior
• Psychedelica of the Black Butterfly
• Kolumno
• Slave Master: The Game
• Tales of the Neon Sea
• Disenchantment Nirvana

I really like that last game name BTW.

Decide in a classroom the tense femininity with a ghost girl It is a test study while licking overflowing love juice

Spoiler: this likely isn’t the skeeziest game of the day.

Go Outside simulator lets you enjoy the great outdoors without having to go outdoors!

Why would anyone buy a VR game about walking outside when…

…fair enough.

Sado Masso is on a twisted quest against hostile entities and to seek out supreme dominance and toxic masculinity.

Not PC, but not a Alt-Right Love Fest.

Both of these fill me with hope.

Well earned hope I see.

[Hojulas]

Boss Borot, what have they done to you!?

[username]

• Professor Chuckenhope
• Sanctus Mortem
• Hentai And Your Life
• Hordiaz
• Educator 2076: Basics in Education
• Recursive Pain
• Falsemen 3
• Doctor Tsunami
• Super Urban Wizard
• Super Ledgehop: Double Laser
• Mò The Frog
• Lame & Cheesy

The game has an element of cruelty in the form of an explosion of atomic missiles on the surface of the planet.

One, yes that is in fact cruel (although most games wouldn’t list it as such) and two, this is from a hentai girl (un)dress up game and I have no clue how they would make it to this point.

I wonder if there are any redeeming qualities in this game?

Gundolf the Wizard

Okay at least one, good to know.

[gary]

In this last game you play as a cat navigating cat politics and platforming puzzles in a nicely pixel arted neon city, it’s pretty alright

[username]

• Kick The Puppet
• [it’s possible]
• WARPZONE DRIFTER
• Niplheim’s Hunter - Branded Azel
• BreathePeace World
• Bibi Blocksberg ™ - Big Broom Race 3
• Koboomballs
• Nights at the Clown Maze
• Outlaws + A Handful of Missions
• Navalny: Posledniy miting
• The Lonely Gorilla

This is why so many illiterates are afraid to look for help, jerk.

This is such a great menu, how can you not share an image of it on your store page.

I really like that gigantic FPS hand.

Navalny: Posledniy miting - a game in which you can organize your own rally! Choose your party, city, theme of the meeting, specify the beginning of the meeting, hire security, make video messages, come up with slogans and of course you will be able to coordinate your meeting with the government.

But do not think that everything is so simple. As soon as the government finds out about your event, it will immediately send to you to meet a few units of “OMON”, then the fun begins! Using combat mechanics you have to break through the crowds of armed riot police. Perform combo attacks, defend at the right time. We wish You good luck!

Fight the power!

…Fight it alongside huge minecraft folks and a giant mech who is just off-screen except for their right leg?

[u_u]

@username

Outlaws + A Handful of Missions

this… is an old lucasarts game? Is it an official rerelease or something?

[AutomaticTiger]

Yeah, luscasarts just dropped a handful of old games that have been on GOG for years. Why? Who knows, it’s the animated corpse of lucasarts. Nobody knows why.

[Father.Torque]

@username

I really like that gigantic FPS hand.

The main character of Outlaws looks like this

He is a gigantic Abe Lincoln spider-ape and I love him