Quick Questions XVI: Answer Time Lore

I think this is possible, according to this forum post

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Nope. It’s close, but Quiet will shut down all enthusiasm immediately

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If you play through her missions theres literally one where shes like captured and a soviet guy bends her over a trough and there is a cartoon unzipping sound effect while hes laboriously drowning her in the trough?? And then she stabs everyone in the fucking dick 100 times afterwards, in case kojima’s amazing subtleties are lost on you. I cannot in good conscience tell anyone who isn’t already a freak to play mgs5, let alone ground zeroes, because normal people would justifiably get mad at you for shit like that. it is my favorite kojima game to actually play though lol

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i guess the stipulation i had in my head but didn’t express was “which of his games could you skip the cutscenes and still be able to play coherently” but yeah, Quiet is for sure the litmus test in that one

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I bet a hundred people could play MGSV and not even notice the game had a story

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I mean are we putting them in sensory deprivation tanks before making them play the intro or something? The game wastes no time in being like “here is the story” and making a giant fiery mystery chase you.

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yeah if they could just skip that opening part… then yeah 100 players would never know

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that being said lol if you think I listened to half those exposition dump cassette tapes. that game is so fucking weird. U really can just stop giving a shit about the plot like 25% of the way through

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I hate his music taste so much. like he has good taste for a GAMER but it’s like, I know too many people with actual taste to be mystified. I dunno I wish the Kojima trick worked on me but he doesn’t seperate himself enough from the games. like the haha boobies egg guy is always there, looming, not making eye contact because he’s looking at my chest and thinking about words and deeds

I wouldn’t have said anything if ‘is there a Kojima game for everyone’ didn’t come up, there’s not!! I tried!!

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how’s MG: Ghost Babel on the kojima-slime scale?

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Mei Ling is a save point

Sophie couldnt suss out eguabons plan cuz she was too blinded by his cock

mild slime in comparison but with the context of all his other slime it sticks out to me!! I WANT TO PUT THE BLINDERS ON AND ENJOY MYSELF! I don’t wanna be a killjoy, I PLAY ETRIAN ODYSSEY FOR FUCKS SAKE I just can’t do it with this dudes games. but luckily more people I know like him than don’t so I can at least understand what not-dummies get out of his work. I wanna fit in damnit

also this is the only place on the internet i wont get yelled at for not liking his games. SO THANK YOU. like people will disagree with em and tell me about it, which I like. but if i dare have these opinions anywhere else people get MAD

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is boktai horny? maybe that one is ok

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Boktai 2 isn’t, as far as I remember. So I will assume the first one isn’t either.

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Dang I should get a Boktai cart.

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60 bucks for cart only? Nevermind.

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Selling that game for full price in the UK should have been a crime, they know good weather doesn’t exist here.

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I’ve accidentally assembled a pretty valuable collection of GBA carts

Boktai
Drill Dozer
Warioware Twisted

The whole Bit Generations series

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So I ended up freeing up some more time than I expected, put another couple hours into Death Stranding, was still in episode 2 (I just stole back a 3d printer from the thieves), had an hour left of free time and just could not make myself care to play any longer so I played the first hour of Yakuza 7 instead, despite it mostly being introductory stuff.

So yeah, the correct answer would have been “yeah you can just stop playing” but at least I am fairly certain about it now. No clue what Episode 3 would have offered or if any Director’s Cut differences popped up yet but I was getting absolutely nothing mechanically out of the experience.

Still thanks for all the advice, glad some of you enjoyed it at least!

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other than last blade on ps1 and king of fighters 98 on dreamcast, do any other snk games have exclusive anime fmv intros added to their disc-based console ports?

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Real Bout Garou Densetsu Special - Dominated Mind (PS1)

The King of Fighters '94 Re-Bout (PS2)

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