pro wrasslin'

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was this game rushed or is it actually a very meta commentary on the state of the WWE product nowadays?

i mean, wow:

(I donā€™t know why that ā€œNo Context Gaming in the Clinton yearsā€ thing is there)

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No look, they are having two women wrestle in Saudi Arabia so this is totally progress right?

hahahahahaha

well i guess the WWE womenā€™s division has some of the best talent on the roster so letā€™s seeā€¦

ā€¦oh.

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NEW LULUPENCIL AND ITā€™S MATCH OF THE YEAR

ā€œI donā€™t know if heā€™s in pain or just wants to make Lulupencil more confident in herself.ā€

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Sorry if I missed Wednesday Night Pro Graps last night. Had a lot I needed to get done.

ALSO MAN NEW LULUPENCIL HYPE IS REAL.

holy cow i finally watched this whole thing

absolute nerd power move to subject the crowd to this

; _ ; kota

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He really went all in, I had to kinda admire it.

Meanwhile in Saudi Arabia

I am happy to have disconnected myself from keeping up with WWE

Well Iā€™m pretty sure AEW is done now, it was a good run.

Stealing Andreza Giant Panda may be the most disgusting thing this companyā€™s done aside from all the sex crimes and abuse and deaths and coverups

Unlessā€¦unless Andreza signedā€¦whichā€¦noā€¦that would never happenā€¦!!

I think it is just the annual untelevised NXT Halloween show, but I mean if I was running NXT I would totally try to sign Andreza.

This youtube channel has a whole mess of 1980ā€™s All Japan Pro Wrestling TV shows with commercials intact and itā€™s very, very likely that I start showing these in Gay Watch sometime in the future.

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I am down for this.

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I watched three random wrestling matches with some online folks today, of various quality (links included in case anyone cares.)

First was an 8 man lucha opener with some very green technicos vs. who I assume are The Mexican Shield. What I learned is that while I generally arenā€™t a fan of the current flavor of highspot tag matches (see: AEW) I am much more so when it is from a bunch of inexperienced folks who donā€™t know the difference between a good and bad idea. A lot of this is sloppy but you get a few of the most absurd tag team moves Iā€™ve ever seen (someone gets tossed by their arms and legs into a doomsday device crucifix driver) and an utterly absurdly high tossed ranna to the floor. Fun times.

Then there was a lucha trios match between a team of fat strippers and a team of exoticos. This wasnā€™t good at all! I expect fat wrestling strippers to wrestle fat and striptease, and they didnā€™t do nearly enough of either. Exoticos can beā€¦ problematic and this was just a complete miss.

Lastly was a joshi title/hair vs hair match between Nanae Takahashi and Arisa Nakajima that pretty much owned. Very scrappy match, lot of screaming, all the slaps and forearms were laid all the way in, it did get rather overkill by the end but if you are ever gonna do it, do it in a hair vs hair match. Best ladies match Iā€™ve seen this year I believe.

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Man, now I want UFC matches to end with a head/beard shaving for the loser!

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UFC did just create a special BMF belt, to spice up a promotion. And they had The Rock there, to strap the belt onto the winner. So, a hair match doesnā€™t seem too far anymore.