why the FUCK can’t i catch a Sneasel until basically the end of basically every PKMN game what the FUCK is wrong with you GameFreak?!??
L@@K at that sassy crossed-arms pose and darling little behind-the-claw chuckle and i cant ever have that until hour 30+??!!?
this is a crime against me, youre under arrest GameFreak 
P.S. WHY IS IT ALWAYS SO HARD TO GET A RAZOR CLAW??? POSTGAME AND I HAVE TO WIN YOUR DUMB BATTLE TOWER SHIT FUCK YOU GAMEFREAK
p.p.s dont get at me about the online trade function i cant use that rn im on my roommate’s 3ds 