I had a Nokia N-Gage tshirt, it was rad
The Atari Lynx, I guess? I have one of the nicer second revisions, still works a treat. Ninja Gaiden III on it is, er, somethin’.
One of the main brains behind it passed away a month or so ago, so :<
My barely working 32X had the first near-perfect ports of Space Harrier and Afterburner. Stellar Assault and/or Zaxxon is peak flat-shading. Knuckles Chaotix looks and sounds at least as good as if not better than Sonic 1-3 but I couldn’t wrap my brain around getting through the levels so it was a chore to play for me. There is also Kolibri which is what you would expect a shmup by the makers of Ecco to be like.
I regularly wear my Phantom shirt. It still glows in the dark.
I still remember my middle brother explaining to me we why we HAD to get a 32X.
To be fair, I think the price had dropped to, like, $50 with two games at Wal*Mart, so it was a fine purchase.
He was saying, “32X! That means it’s got 32 bits, which means the graphics are as good as a Playstation!”
Riiiight…
It still tickles me to think that the deeply flawed hardware development strategy that was arguably the first nail in Sega’s coffin made total sense to a twelve year old boy. He was basically measuring things on a bucks to bits ratio, and he was like, “I can’t lose!”
I remember being very tempted by the Jaguar when I was a similar age and happened across it at Electronics Boutique. 64 bits! How could I go wrong? Luckily, by then the same brother shepherded me away. “Look at the games on the back of the box,” he said. “They don’t have any games.”
I also remember hotly debating Genesis vs. SNES among my two bothers as a kid (w/r/t which should we ask for for Christmas).
My shining insight was, “Well, Nintendo has Mario, but Sega has Sonic.” My middle brother considered this to be a valid point, whereas I think my oldest brother was trying to find some way to trick us into buying a Final Fantasy box.
but the mega drive has phantasy star iv and shining force!
oddly, i was actually thinking about this earlier: did any snes srpgs ever make it to the west?
Which ones are you thinking of?
Tactics Ogre definitely did.
i was thinking of "any"
so tactics ogre would count
Chrono Trigger, Tactics Ogre, Lufia 1 & 2, Breath of fire 1 & 2 I think, Two or three of the SNES Final Fantasies. I think one or more of the STING Rpg’s did.
Many of those are not strategy RPGs in a sense that I recognize.
The Dreamcast wasn’t a failure so I don’t need to write about it in this thread!!!
NGPC is also fantastic. They live on in my heart everyday.
The Dreamcast makes me think of Bernie Sanders, but it’s probably more of a Nader.
I voted for Nader, incidentally.
I don’t know what a “failure tulpa” is
I wish I had more left to discover on the NGPC. It would be cool if there had been some more token Sega games, maybe a few more Capcom titles.
which presidential candidate is the ouya
What is an ouya?
(Don’t bother. I don’t care enough to look it up, so I don’t deserve to know.)
it’s not worth looking up tbh
rand paul
It was pure pandering when Nader said that Sonic Adventure had better level design than Mario 64.
But he needed to get that 1% of the voter base to qualify the Green Party for Federal funding or whatever.
I really wanted there to be more shmups, since that click stick was go awesome. But the only one is Cotton, which used to always go for $100, which was more than I could spend and now always goes for $200, which is more than I want to spend. But I guess it will go up forever and ever, so maybe I should just buy it; I dunno. I feel like that would send me over the edge into true collector scum. Why is there no portable emu box with an NGPC click stick?
Unfortunately, I could never really gel with any of the fighting games. I didn’t mind only having two attack buttons but I guess the super deformed ratios just felt wrong, as if the hitbox placement were “muddy” somehow.
“We hired the most brilliant designers in the world to create a completely uncomfortable and ugly controller!”