GUESS WHAT YOU’RE GETTING TOMORROW, GUYS.

THAT’S RIGHT: EVERY EMOTION. You’re gonna fall in love…and you’re gonna shed some tears! Because it’s BACHELOR NIGHT.
That is the night where anything goes…as long as I like it, because I curated all this shit. I also haven’t watched any of it.
Yeah, well, we’re not in school, buddy. I don’t follow the rules, but I do call the shots! Here’s what we’re gonna be watching, but maybe not in this order!
URUSEI YATSURA 2: BEAUTIFUL DREAMER – This is one of the best animes, because it has Lum. I do not know if it has Lum’s mum. If it does it is probably the best anime of all.
M.D. GEIST – Is this Geist truly the MOST DANGEROUS? We will find out tomorrow night…so be careful, and be prepared. Maybe invest in a helmet. I wouldn’t want to see you get hurt.
CUTIE HONEY EPISODE XX – We watched Cutie Honey episode 1 on Saturday night and boy, was it something! Don’t worry if you missed it, cuz it made no fucking sense! If you want to catch up it is still in the playlist and you can check it out. Tomorrow we might skip ahead, or just watch episode 2…you’ll never know until it happens, laddie…cuz I’m truly ingobernable.
THAT RADIO PLAY THING ABOUT THE STAR BUTTHOLE PEOPLE WHO DO INCEST – @notbov added this, and it’s brilliant, so we’re watching it tomorrow night in place of Armor Hunter Mellowlink. That will happen at a later date. Let’s all look forward to that guy hunting armors, cuz it’s gonna be real good.
TOKIMEKI TONIGHT – I think this is a cartoon about a gall who’s like a werewolf and her dad is a Dracula and her mom is the Black Lagoon. I watched one episode and looked at all its manga covers. They were all very good. I am sure we’ll have a good time watching this J-toon.
VIOLENCE JACK – This might be After Dark before dark…and it will definitely be Really Gross. I apologize in advance, but it’s Go Nagai, and I’m one of his guys, and we…we just gotta get real nasty sometimes. Please, take care of yourself. Do not watch Violence Jack. But if you do, and it grosses you out? Well:
Also after Violence Jack we’re watching Gall Force, the most boring shit of all time.
And before all this shit? Loki is probably doing a pre-show, and I hope it includes that yo-yo girl in an iron mask show, cuz that was an amazing TV program.
SO YES. Log on to http://synchtu.be/r/sbanimeclub tomorrow at 7PM EST for the pre-show, and 8PM EST for the MAIN EVENT and some really hot bumpers! Do it for me…do it…for Bachelor’s Soft.