The only rule is no one is supposed to pay attention to the fact that I am recording this except me
I just finished the new ep but Iâm out of room on my libsyn account so I canât upload it until the first of the month lol
We all looking forward to it.
So, Iâve talked it over with the gang, and they convinced me this wasnât a completely horrible idea.
WE STARTED A PATREON
All weâre looking for is a bit of help with hosting fees. Itâll help us pay for the next tier of hosting so we donât run into this problem again where we run out of space and I have to wait to publish. Episode 9 is waiting! For you!
If literally no one ever pledges that is fine. Iâm gratified just that anyone ever wants to listen to this mess. But if you like what we do, consider kicking a buck or two our way.
Grazie!
You know what fuck it I just upgraded the tier without waiting for pledges so I could push this episode out
Toward the Within was one of my favorite albums as a teen shrug perhaps I got double-owned here
I really love that Tulpa came up with a whole system for Ghoulsâ Boners and abstracted it down to two rolls that were not even done by the players.
That is the level of dedication to detail that I crave.
I also laughed out loud when yockmock floated out of the river only to get immediately dunked back into it. What a lovable bastard.
I believe the canonical spelling is Jokkmokk, which I couldnât fuckin believe first time I saw it
Cannot fuckin believe
canonically bartholomew
(except I think bartholomew has longer tusks so you can tell one of them has a busted tip)
On a catchup
I felt sure the talking door would prompt some kind of experiment with the mouth spell, fuck know why
I ended up not learning Magic Mouth, I think I was talked out of it
I do have a 2nd level slot free now though
WHY WOULD ANY OF US TRY TO TALK YOU OUT OF MAGIC MOUTH
My god thereâs an elf emoji
Phantasmal Force is just more versatile, I could make mouths everywhere (for one person)
Turns out D&D is just one manâs mission to fantasize about as many weird mouths on things as possible
So many mouth-related spells
Skull Trap
Summon Teeth
Bigbyâs Floating Gob
Dimension Mouth
And the 'ol classic, Mouthball
Mordenkainenâs Magnificent Mouth
Phantasmal Maw
Jokkmokkâs Yawning Yap